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  • #16
    Originally posted by George Cumby View Post
    Are there gay llamas?
    If so, is Lorenzo Lamas gay?
    All hail the Ruler of the Meadow!

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    • #17
      Originally posted by George Cumby View Post
      Are there gay llamas?
      The Dolly Lama.
      Who Knows? The Shadow knows!

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      • #18
        I like soup
        Originally posted by 3irty1
        This is museum quality stupidity.

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        • #19
          When people are asked how they are doing, why do they say ‘not too bad’ when they are OK and ‘not too good’ when they are down?
          "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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          • #20
            Does any one else get pimples on their ball sack?

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Deputy Nutz View Post
              Does any one else get pimples on their ball sack?
              'not too good'
              "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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              • #22
                It is easier to say what one is not than to say what one is. Being, as Heraclitus noted, loves to hide.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Deputy Nutz View Post
                  Does any one else get pimples on their ball sack?
                  You had the HPV vaccine? You are supposed to get it before you turn 30, but maybe better late than never!

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by hoosier View Post
                    It is easier to say what one is not than to say what one is. Being, as Heraclitus noted, loves to hide.
                    Heraclitus only said that because he had pimples on his sack.

                    'Not too good' in a toga, which is why he wore the dark clothing and wept alone...
                    "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                    • #25
                      Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
                      I can't run no more with that lawless crowd
                      While the killers in high places say their prayers out loud
                      But they've summoned, they've summoned up a thundercloud
                      They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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                      • #26
                        I can't run no more with that lawless crowd
                        While the killers in high places say their prayers out loud
                        But they've summoned, they've summoned up a thundercloud
                        They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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                        • #27
                          There’s no situation so bad that you can’t make worse.

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                          • #28
                            Jaire Alexander will heal the wound caused by Allen Rossum's parting.
                            Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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                            • #29
                              Before the year is over, instead if calling MM Fat Mike, Red will be calling him Phat Mike.
                              I can't run no more with that lawless crowd
                              While the killers in high places say their prayers out loud
                              But they've summoned, they've summoned up a thundercloud
                              They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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                              • #30
                                I am as blank as a fart.
                                When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro ~Hunter S.

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