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  • Who Your Favorite Hapless Packer

    You know : the guy who inexplicably hung around on the roster for way too long - and you could never understand why. That guy who inevitably screwed things up - got pancaked, dropped passes, gave up sacks, got burned, etc.

    Estus Hood, DB from the late 70's & early 80's gets my vote. Whenever he was on the field, a big play against the Packers somehow materialized. Even now, just hearing his name brings back bad mojo memories.

    Who's YOUR guy?
    Who Knows? The Shadow knows!

  • #2
    I guess the title should have been "Who Was Your Favorite Hapless Packer?" The one I submitted has a bit of a pandering feel to it.
    Who Knows? The Shadow knows!

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    • #3
      Seneca Wallace is the first name that comes to mind.

      I guess you were trying to say, favorite meaning most extreme case, right?
      What could be more GOOD and NORMAL and AMERICAN than Packer Football?

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      • #4
        I'll probably get a lot of flack for this, but AJ Hawk is my guy. He belonged on the bench, Clay should have been playing inside. AJ was the master of a tackle for a 7 yard gain, while making virtually no big plays. I thought MM held on to him way to long for such crappy reasons as "knows his assignment" and "QB of the defense", neither of which help you when he is costing you yards.

        I remember Useless Hood well. And "toast" Jerry Holmes. But at least the coaching staff tried to get those scrubs off the field.
        The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary -- Vince Lombardi

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        • #5
          Originally posted by texaspackerbacker View Post
          Seneca Wallace is the first name that comes to mind.

          I guess you were trying to say, favorite meaning most extreme case, right?
          He said "hung around way too long". Seneca was in for about a total of 5 plays as a packer.
          The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary -- Vince Lombardi

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          • #6
            Half the rosters of the 70's and eighties were littered with the hapless. 'Favorite?' I hated most of these guys. Randy Wright was especially putrid and he started 32 games. 32. George Cumby was laughably marginal, yet he boasted about how they were going to make the playoffs. Then MNF and The Fridge happened. Then Buffalo happened. Then retirement happened. Goodbye George. Jim 'bouncepass' Zorn played for the Packers years after his sell-by date. I was a better passer as a college freshman playing intramural than this hack. Zorn became the underpowered VW bug he drove around with Steve Largent - totally worthless.
            "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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            • #7
              The last four years of KGB. Nice guy, but one trick pony, limited and virtually useless at time. Was eventually, belatedly, benched for refusing to play the run versus the 49ers I think.
              Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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              • #8
                Harlan Huckleby. Man, dude was one hapless, tasteless mamarocker. Actually, I don’t know much about Harlan.

                Is a hapless player really hapless when he’s lasting so long in the ultra competitive NFL? If anything, he’s actually lucky.

                But if hapless in this case means abomination, then my pick is Mr. Hyde. That abomination was so bad as a corner, I almost disavowed shutting down Darren Charles.

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                • #9
                  I would like to pick two people be cause neither one stay to long really but the played the same position and together they were there way to long my first ist Scott hunter 3 yrs 17 tds 30 ints then came Jerry tagge Dan Devines boy can you imagine bring replaced be Jerry Tagge what a slap in the face he played 3 yr for the Pack and threw 3tds 17 ints and 44 passer rating .

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                  • #10
                    Eric Torkleson

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                    • #11
                      Brad Jones. I can't believe he spent six years in GB.
                      One time Lombardi was disgusted with the team in practice and told them they were going to have to start with the basics. He held up a ball and said: "This is a football." McGee immediately called out, "Stop, coach, you're going too fast," and that gave everyone a laugh.
                      John Maxymuk, Packers By The Numbers

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                      • #12
                        I picked my handle for a reason.

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                        • #13


                          David Whitehurst. 7 seasons. 37 starts. 28 TD passes. 51 INT's.
                          I can't run no more
                          With that lawless crowd
                          While the killers in high places
                          Say their prayers out loud
                          But they've summoned, they've summoned up
                          A thundercloud
                          They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by bobblehead View Post
                            He said "hung around way too long". Seneca was in for about a total of 5 plays as a packer.
                            5 plays too many.
                            Who Knows? The Shadow knows!

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                            • #15
                              Bart Starr. The coach. And Tom Bratz.

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