Rat you would most like to get drunk with

[Freak Out]

I had a custard with Joe.

[pbmax]

Well it was Harv to see if we could get him to say something impertinent. But now its Rand to see if we could get him past tipsy.

BTW CAPTAIN!! I found you a new drummer for the band!

[George Cumby]

Parties? Do you mean perchance the joyful celebration of a communal barn raising?

Nah. I meant the trapping of some very large hirsute pachyderm, stoning said pachyderm to death, butchering said pachyderm, roasting and eating choice cuts of said pachyderm, getting drunk on fermented mares milk and having riotous sex with all the females of appropriate age in the tribe. But yes. Joyful

[QBME]

Ok, I know this doesn't belong in the football section, but I think for the offseason we can let it go where it may.

Which Rat poster would you most like to drink with and why?

For me, I go with APB because alcohol brings out the truth and I think he is 90% bullshitting when he posts. I Want to know what he really thinks. Has he ever had relations with that man, TT?

I guess I could make a list depending on what my motives are. Talk football? KY and Pb. Laugh, skin and nutz. Cry about the state of your nation? Wist and Rand. Feel like slapping someone? Tex.

Ah, the problem with this list is there are so many good posters here I feel bad leaving so many out.

If I want to be paranoid and smoke a bowl though, Wist wins hands down....why is that cop staring at me??

To be clear, who's buying?

[George Cumby]

To be clear, who's buying?

Mad.

[QBME]

Mad.

In that case, I'm in with all y'all!

[Upnorth]

Guiness because guiness is a pretty good stout beer

[KYPack]

Patler, just to see what he'd be like after a few shots.

KY, at some dive sports bar. With PB, yes. Real football talk, there.

And MJ Ziggy - a long-lost rat - because she was sexy.

Maybe Wist, just to get him to relax. Or to fuck with while watching a Packer game - "Look, Wist, Pettine's got 'em lined up in a 2 - 4 and it's third and one!"

Bretsky so we could curse a few draft prospects together.

Maxie so we could all hear tales of the Arnie Herber era.

Nutz and Skinbasket just to see what the hell would end up happening after the bars closed.

And, of course, Red.

Fritz, he makes great lists.

I'd gladly drink with everybody who posts here a lot.

Some of the people who piss you off in print are probably great people around the bar.

Classic thread Bobble, you'd definitely get a beer for the thread starter.

I'd add ND to the list, I love to talk to people who are coaching at any level. They know their stuff.

Tank & Harlan, if you are gonna buy those ladies a drink, don't forget to get their husbands one also.

Red would have to get a bottle, I'd have to see that boy in full bloom.

007, if we could dredge her out of Iowa or wherever she is.

Oh and uno mas para Mad, he is the man.

Also one drink for everyone I've forgot.

[Bretsky]

I was you fuck. You were still in braces.

ME TOO....lol; I think you gave me the $5 to eat caramel off of some girls @ss.

[Bretsky]

Fritz, he makes great lists.

I'd gladly drink with everybody who posts here a lot.

Some of the people who piss you off in print are probably great people around the bar.

Classic thread Bobble, you'd definitely get a beer for the thread starter.

I'd add ND to the list, I love to talk to people who are coaching at any level. They know their stuff.

Tank & Harlan, if you are gonna buy those ladies a drink, don't forget to get their husbands one also.

Red would have to get a bottle, I'd have to see that boy in full bloom.

007, if we could dredge her out of Iowa or wherever she is.

Oh and uno mas para Mad, he is the man.

Also one drink for everyone I've forgot.

ALL OF ABOVE.....AND I'D LOVE TO DRINK WITH EVERYBODY

Now drunk.....say strip poker...….lol...hmmmmmmm Mazzin and FavreChild…….the latter....she was a spitfire and had some serious attitude/feistiness.....she had to be hot...……….lol

[denverYooper]

Captain Kickass. Under the influence, or even during normal operation, I'd rather shut up and bend strings.

[HarveyWallbangers]

Let's see. I've gotten drunk with superfan, cheesehead craig, rastak, bretsky, nutz, skinbasket, mad, justin harrell, ziggy, partial, gbm, tarlam, freak out, ballhawk, hoard roark, retailguy (I think). Were pugger and oregon there too? It's more like who haven't I gotten drunk with. I'd probably have to pick the biggest old timer.

[pbmax]

You know, we could just go to a game this year. Get together and boo the new corporate structure with me.

[pbmax]

ME TOO....lol; I think you gave me the $5 to eat caramel off of some girls @ss.

$5?

Club, bar or parking lot?

Culvers?

[pbmax]

Let's see. I've gotten drunk with superfan, cheesehead craig, rastak, bretsky, nutz, skinbasket, mad, justin harrell, ziggy, partial, gbm, tarlam, freak out, ballhawk, hoard roark, retailguy (I think). Were pugger and oregon there too? It's more like who haven't I gotten drunk with. I'd probably have to pick the biggest old timer.

Ballhawk, we need that guy back.

Did you find Howard on the slopes or at an actual game?