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  • The Official Week 4 Packers-Bills Discussion Thread

    After last week's impressive victory over the Queens of Mephistopheles at the new Metrosexual Dome, the Bills are reeking confidence and arrogance.

    My good friend Nutz has deserted Packerrats, so he ain't gonna be 'round to lecture us 'bout the virtues of Josh Allen. Nutz loved Allen at draft time. Even defended Allen after Allen's old tweets full of the N-Word surfaced. If Nutz were still 'round, he'd tell us that Allen has thus far looked like a second coming of Alex Smith.

    Expect the Bills to run a tons of the dreaded RPO. Ain't matter who is coordinating the Packer D, the D lacks the kung foo fighters or the black panthers to annihilate the RPO, as well as the Read-Option, the Pistol Force, the Run and Shoot and the Triangle Offense.

    Had the Packers not stunk up the joint in the District of Columbia last week, this game would be the perfect game to rest A-Rod's ailing left knee. Simply instruct Kizer to exploit Mr. Hyde for profits.

  • #2
    Last time they played the Bills was on my birthday. It was a Sunday and I was supposed to be at work to launch an application that we'd been working round the clock on but I had the flu and went to the doc instead. When I got home, our water heater broke so I had to try to muddle through fixing that.

    Add the stinker of a game on top of that morning. The only good part was that I only got to watch a quarter of that dropfest because of all the other things going on.

    I expect this time will be a little better. It's Wednesday and I don't have a fever, so that's a good start.
    When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro ~Hunter S.

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    • #3
      Packers home and away versus Bills have been dramatically different. I was at the mistake-fest in Buffalo in 2006. Pick 6 by Favre started off the 4 turn-over day. I have to admire the Bills fans though - burning pallets in the gravel parking lot, using a blender hooked up to a weedwacker to mix drinks, using aluminum bats to knock of side view mirrors of cars sporting rival teams stickers/logos, chanting against Habs fans in the john, puking in the stands and then ordering more beer. Good times in that neolithic stadium.
      "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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      • #4
        Buffalo is tied with Philly as the most dangerous place to watch a game. DON'T go there with opposition gear on. You are taking your life in your hands.

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        • #5
          Its Buffalo, just jingle your keys in front of their eyes and they get mesmerized.
          Swede: My expertise in this area is extensive. The essential difference between a "battleship" and an "aircraft carrier" is that an aircraft carrier requires five direct hits to sink, but it takes only four direct hits to sink a battleship.

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          • #6
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            Swede: My expertise in this area is extensive. The essential difference between a "battleship" and an "aircraft carrier" is that an aircraft carrier requires five direct hits to sink, but it takes only four direct hits to sink a battleship.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by mraynrand View Post
              Packers home and away versus Bills have been dramatically different. I was at the mistake-fest in Buffalo in 2006. Pick 6 by Favre started off the 4 turn-over day. I have to admire the Bills fans though - burning pallets in the gravel parking lot, using a blender hooked up to a weedwacker to mix drinks, using aluminum bats to knock of side view mirrors of cars sporting rival teams stickers/logos, chanting against Habs fans in the john, puking in the stands and then ordering more beer. Good times in that neolithic stadium.
              Sounds like what I saw when I went to a Lions game in Michigan.

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              • #8
                i expect another bad first half and a better second half leading to another nail biter...if they don't get blown out like min did.

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                • #9
                  Ha ha...good times in Buffalo. I've been to a couple scary Packer road games but nothing takes the cake to European football stadiums in the 70s and 80s. My buds and I would take leave and see a match just to watch the fights. True fucking savages.
                  C.H.U.D.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Freak Out View Post
                    Ha ha...good times in Buffalo. I've been to a couple scary Packer road games but nothing takes the cake to European football stadiums in the 70s and 80s. My buds and I would take leave and see a match just to watch the fights. True fucking savages.
                    When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro ~Hunter S.

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                    • #11
                      ^ Is that the guy from the Full Monty?
                      Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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                      • #12
                        A blender being driven by a weedwacker is just a genius level efficiency move. What could the downside be?

                        On the other hand, I do not understand wanting to be thrown through a folding table.
                        Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by pbmax View Post
                          A blender being driven by a weedwacker is just a genius level efficiency move. What could the downside be?
                          I'm telling you the thing worked. Dude made me a margarita.
                          "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by pbmax View Post
                            ^ Is that the guy from the Full Monty?
                            It is -- Robert Carlyle. Though the above character is Begbie in Trainspotting.
                            When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro ~Hunter S.

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                            • #15
                              Bills defense has been much better against the run than the pass. Teams averaging 3.3 YPC against Bills. Teams are completing 74% of their passes for 7 TD's and 1 INT for a passer rating of 108. Still, Packers need to run the ball, and Aaron Jones needs to get the ball a lot more.

                              Chance of rain in the afternoon.

                              Ian Eagle and Dan Fouts with the call.

                              I can't run no more
                              With that lawless crowd
                              While the killers in high places
                              Say their prayers out loud
                              But they've summoned, they've summoned up
                              A thundercloud
                              They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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