Fuck, I'm going gray and impotent. Currently in pain, for the first time, from a gout malady in the big left toe. Worst part is, I'm being forced to flip burgers for the minimum-wage while the pain persists. Anyone selling Zyklon B? Kentucky? I would like to dull the pain once and for all.
Oh, about the Lions, they can't run the rock; they play defense like James Harden; they beat the mighty Rebels of the former British Colonies; and Matt Stafford is the nicest lad in the NFL. Ever since he turned pro, Stafford has helped many a-merry men get touched for the very first time, either as a wing man or paying for merry men's services.
Discuss.
Oh, about the Lions, they can't run the rock; they play defense like James Harden; they beat the mighty Rebels of the former British Colonies; and Matt Stafford is the nicest lad in the NFL. Ever since he turned pro, Stafford has helped many a-merry men get touched for the very first time, either as a wing man or paying for merry men's services.
Discuss.


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