Hypothetical Next Coach of the Green Bay Packers

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Why is it hypothetical that Packers will get a new HC after this season? Pack won't win the SB and I don't see Packers even getting to the playoffs. I'd even be ok with firing Stubby now or at any other moment during this season. Firing Stubby soon would be a great job advert around the league and what not!

The way the German Shepherd has been hoarding draft picks, he'll wait til the offseason to trade Dumb Mike. Plenty of bottom feeders like the Browns would love to have McCarthy.

Trade McCarthy, and bring in J-Mac or Mike Martz or any Asian or Turkish coach.

[texaspackerbacker]

There's this 63 year old guy coaching Montreal in the CFL we ought to consider. He has NFL experience and won something like 52-28 in the regular season. Seems like I read recently he never missed the playoffs also.

[Pugger]

Remember when Sherman confronted Sapp post-game about Sapp's monstrous hit on Clifton? A team is a reflection of its coach. The Packers under Sherman, especially under Sherman the GM/Coach, were tough as fuck and they refused to be anyone's bitch. The Packers never missed the playoffs under Sherman the GM/Coach. Playoffs! Pack haven't made the playoffs in eons.

McCarthy refuses to play starters in the preseason, refuses to tackle in practice; hell, the fat man refuses to practice on Fridays. No wonder the Packers define milksopism, often start slow, they can't tackle and they're always unprepared.

Worst of all, I've personally met orangutans that were smarter than McCarthy. The Packers are as dumb as fuck, and McCarthy's not doing shit about that stupidity cos he's retarded about accountability.

With your man-crush on Mike Sherman I'm surprised you waste your time with the Packers anad aren't a big fan of the Montreal Allouletts.

[call_me_ishmael]

What about ol' Urb? I despise the guy but he is the creator of the spread and he flat out wins. He probably cheats to win, though. College coaches are tricky to evaluate because so much of it is recruiting, which isn't really a skill that matters in the NFL.

[mraynrand]

What about ol' Urb?

That thing is growing in his head, and I'm not talking about his ego.

[pbmax]

Remember when Sherman confronted Sapp post-game about Sapp's monstrous hit on Clifton? A team is a reflection of its coach. The Packers under Sherman, especially under Sherman the GM/Coach, were tough as fuck and they refused to be anyone's bitch.

Tell this to the Atlanta playoff victory at Lambeau.

[mraynrand]

Tell this to the Atlanta playoff victory at Lambeau.

That Packer team was wrecked.

[Deputy Nutz]

I didn't go through his whole thread, but anyone mentioned so far that has coaching for the San Francisco 49ers in their background? IF no I don't know if hey can be hired in Green Bay.


Anyone coaching for Andy Reid will be an option, otherwise I struggle for find a name that make sense. I guess the OC from the Saints. I don't even know that guys name.

Firing McCarthy will be for change not because there is a better coach out there.

[Cheesehead Craig]

Eric "Sleeping with the" Bieniemy. OC for the Chefs and is considered the next hot HC hire. Rumor is that Reid has trusted him with most of the facets of the offense including QB develpment. He's extremely meticulous in his prep and he really gets a lot of the spacing and isolation concepts Reid does.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Anyone coaching for Andy Reid will be an option, otherwise I struggle for find a name that make sense.

Al Harris.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Tell this to the Atlanta playoff victory at Lambeau.

Point was, Pack are soft and dumb under McCarthy. Soft and dumb ain’t no way to go through life, son.

[mraynrand]

Firing McCarthy will be for change not because there is a better coach out there.

The motto of our county hospital is "Change is Healthy." At an open forum, I told the CEO that I changed from a balanced, low carb diet with exercise to a Beer and Pizza, TV-watching lifestyle and asked him if that was 'healthy.' I was escorted out by security.

[pbmax]

That Packer team was wrecked.

But still they refused.

[pbmax]

Point was, Pack are soft and dumb under McCarthy. Soft and dumb ain’t no way to go through life, son.

Dumb happens. Happened to Favre on multiple occasions.

Soft is just paying attention that the losses you like to talk about.

[pbmax]

Miami D coordinator Matt Burke is considered an emerging talent and runs a traditional 4-3 scheme. He comes from the Jim Schwartz/Gunther Cunningham tree and also spent time under Paul Guenther in Cincinnati.