Pete Carrol is an Idiot Thread

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Seahawks game on Thursday. Packers in all White unis, which are great. I hope Seattle is in all neon green. Boneheads.

Here is the theoretical injury report from the non-existing practice Monday.

[mraynrand]

After starting the first two games trying to run their old offense, Seattle has almost completely given up on the passing game. They've run for more than 150 yards the past 6 games in a row, and ran for 273 - 273, that's right - against the LA Rams in Sunday's game. They put up 190 on LA the last time they played too.

Pete Carroll really hates the Packers and wants to win. Expect a ton of running, but also expect the playbook to be wide open with every trick/misdirection passing play they have.

[texaspackerbacker]

Carroll is a sleazy piece of crap with a history of cheating going back to U.S.C., but one thing he ain't is an idiot.

[Teamcheez1]

After starting the first two games trying to run their old offense, Seattle has almost completely given up on the passing game. They've run for more than 150 yards the past 6 games in a row, and ran for 273 - 273, that's right - against the LA Rams in Sunday's game. They put up 190 on LA the last time they played too.

Pete Carroll really hates the Packers and wants to win. Expect a ton of running, but also expect the playbook to be wide open with every trick/misdirection passing play they have.

Seattle will run at least 3 fake punts and 2 fake FG's catching the Packers special teams off guard each time.

[pbmax]

Carroll is a sleazy piece of crap with a history of cheating going back to U.S.C., but one thing he ain't is an idiot.

Have you forgotten the Super Bowl he lost to the Patriots and Fred Brown (I mean Malcolm Butler)?

9/11 conspiracy enthusiast?

That he once challenged a reporter to not drink any water for as long as they could?

His stint with the Jets?

His stint with the Patriots?

Getting fined for sneaking Russell Wilson back into a game without going through the concussion protocol, a violation so hard to trigger that the Seahawks might be the only team to have been found in violation of the protocol?

Hiring Brian Schottenheimer to coordinate the offense?

[hoosier]

Have you forgotten the Super Bowl he lost to the Patriots and Fred Brown (I mean Malcolm Butler)?

9/11 conspiracy enthusiast?

That he once challenged a reporter to not drink any water for as long as they could?

His stint with the Jets?

His stint with the Patriots?

Getting fined for sneaking Russell Wilson back into a game without going through the concussion protocol, a violation so hard to trigger that the Seahawks might be the only team to have been found in violation of the protocol?

Hiring Brian Schottenheimer to coordinate the offense?

Remember to whom you are speaking.....

[mraynrand]

Seattle will run at least 3 fake punts and 2 fake FG's catching the Packers special teams off guard each time.

That seems a tad excessive, but I hope the coaches are preparing for each scenario.

[pbmax]

Remember to whom you are speaking.....

I can handle anything but trutherism.

[mraynrand]

I can handle anything but trutherism.

Pete Carroll is a special kind of insane. I wouldn't be shocked to learn that he eats only carrots and lemonade, finds wisdom in the pages of Pottery Barn, and sleeps twice a day for 36 minutes.

[pbmax]

Pete Carroll is a special kind of insane. I wouldn't be shocked to learn that he eats only carrots and lemonade, finds wisdom in the pages of Pottery Barn, and sleeps twice a day for 36 minutes.

You know he does a juice cleanse while reading mercenary ads in Guns and Ammo.

[Rutnstrut]

You know he does a juice cleanse while reading mercenary ads in Guns and Ammo.

Wait, doesn't everyone do this?

[Joemailman]

That seems a tad excessive, but I hope the coaches are preparing for each scenario.

Zook didn't have them prepared for a fake punt against Miami on a 4th and 1 with the score 28-12 late in the 3rd. Color me nervous.

[pbmax]

Wait, doesn't everyone do this?

Guns and Ammo is a little too hippy dippy for me.

[pbmax]

Zook didn't have them prepared for a fake punt against Miami on a 4th and 1 with the score 28-12 late in the 3rd. Color me nervous.

Of all the baseline accusations of McCarthy's management, the special teams disasters year after year are the most damning indictment. It has to be practice related.

I'd demand he be fired just for that if there were not other good coaches who always had terrible special teams.

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Tom Silverstein @TomSilverstein
#Packers who won’t travel to Seattle: S Kentrell Brice, WR Randall Cobb, CB Kevin King and LB Nick Perry

Maybe they can bus their way there like Madden and make the game.