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    Seahawks game on Thursday. Packers in all White unis, which are great. I hope Seattle is in all neon green. Boneheads.

    Here is the theoretical injury report from the non-existing practice Monday.


    Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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    After starting the first two games trying to run their old offense, Seattle has almost completely given up on the passing game. They've run for more than 150 yards the past 6 games in a row, and ran for 273 - 273, that's right - against the LA Rams in Sunday's game. They put up 190 on LA the last time they played too.

    Pete Carroll really hates the Packers and wants to win. Expect a ton of running, but also expect the playbook to be wide open with every trick/misdirection passing play they have.
    "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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    • #3
      Carroll is a sleazy piece of crap with a history of cheating going back to U.S.C., but one thing he ain't is an idiot.
      What could be more GOOD and NORMAL and AMERICAN than Packer Football?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by mraynrand View Post
        After starting the first two games trying to run their old offense, Seattle has almost completely given up on the passing game. They've run for more than 150 yards the past 6 games in a row, and ran for 273 - 273, that's right - against the LA Rams in Sunday's game. They put up 190 on LA the last time they played too.

        Pete Carroll really hates the Packers and wants to win. Expect a ton of running, but also expect the playbook to be wide open with every trick/misdirection passing play they have.
        Seattle will run at least 3 fake punts and 2 fake FG's catching the Packers special teams off guard each time.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by texaspackerbacker View Post
          Carroll is a sleazy piece of crap with a history of cheating going back to U.S.C., but one thing he ain't is an idiot.
          Have you forgotten the Super Bowl he lost to the Patriots and Fred Brown (I mean Malcolm Butler)?

          9/11 conspiracy enthusiast?

          That he once challenged a reporter to not drink any water for as long as they could?

          His stint with the Jets?

          His stint with the Patriots?

          Getting fined for sneaking Russell Wilson back into a game without going through the concussion protocol, a violation so hard to trigger that the Seahawks might be the only team to have been found in violation of the protocol?

          Hiring Brian Schottenheimer to coordinate the offense?
          Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by pbmax View Post
            Have you forgotten the Super Bowl he lost to the Patriots and Fred Brown (I mean Malcolm Butler)?

            9/11 conspiracy enthusiast?

            That he once challenged a reporter to not drink any water for as long as they could?

            His stint with the Jets?

            His stint with the Patriots?

            Getting fined for sneaking Russell Wilson back into a game without going through the concussion protocol, a violation so hard to trigger that the Seahawks might be the only team to have been found in violation of the protocol?

            Hiring Brian Schottenheimer to coordinate the offense?
            Remember to whom you are speaking.....

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Teamcheez1 View Post
              Seattle will run at least 3 fake punts and 2 fake FG's catching the Packers special teams off guard each time.
              That seems a tad excessive, but I hope the coaches are preparing for each scenario.
              "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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              • #8
                Originally posted by hoosier View Post
                Remember to whom you are speaking.....
                I can handle anything but trutherism.
                Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by pbmax View Post
                  I can handle anything but trutherism.
                  Pete Carroll is a special kind of insane. I wouldn't be shocked to learn that he eats only carrots and lemonade, finds wisdom in the pages of Pottery Barn, and sleeps twice a day for 36 minutes.
                  "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by mraynrand View Post
                    Pete Carroll is a special kind of insane. I wouldn't be shocked to learn that he eats only carrots and lemonade, finds wisdom in the pages of Pottery Barn, and sleeps twice a day for 36 minutes.
                    You know he does a juice cleanse while reading mercenary ads in Guns and Ammo.
                    Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by pbmax View Post
                      You know he does a juice cleanse while reading mercenary ads in Guns and Ammo.


                      Wait, doesn't everyone do this?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by mraynrand View Post
                        That seems a tad excessive, but I hope the coaches are preparing for each scenario.
                        Zook didn't have them prepared for a fake punt against Miami on a 4th and 1 with the score 28-12 late in the 3rd. Color me nervous.
                        I can't run no more
                        With that lawless crowd
                        While the killers in high places
                        Say their prayers out loud
                        But they've summoned, they've summoned up
                        A thundercloud
                        They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Rutnstrut View Post
                          Wait, doesn't everyone do this?
                          Guns and Ammo is a little too hippy dippy for me.
                          Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Joemailman View Post
                            Zook didn't have them prepared for a fake punt against Miami on a 4th and 1 with the score 28-12 late in the 3rd. Color me nervous.
                            Of all the baseline accusations of McCarthy's management, the special teams disasters year after year are the most damning indictment. It has to be practice related.

                            I'd demand he be fired just for that if there were not other good coaches who always had terrible special teams.
                            Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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                            • #15
                              Tom Silverstein @TomSilverstein
                              #Packers who won’t travel to Seattle: S Kentrell Brice, WR Randall Cobb, CB Kevin King and LB Nick Perry

                              Maybe they can bus their way there like Madden and make the game.
                              Last edited by pbmax; 11-13-2018, 09:20 PM.
                              Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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