Who Should Be Next On My Chopping Block?

[Joemailman]

On January 1, 2015, I started the very successful Official 2015 Fire Slocum! Thread

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Who should be next? Zook has been getting on my nerves a bit.

Thoughts? Doesn't necessarily have to be a coach.

[red]

mark murphy for keeping TT and fat mike for way too long

[Fritz]

I'm with Red. It has all been slowly descending into the shitter ever since Murphy came on board.

[Joemailman]

I'm with Red. It has all been slowly descending into the shitter ever since Murphy came on board.

Um...they won the Superb Owl with Murphy as President.

[gbgary]

murph wasn't really involved in the football side as he when he restructured everything this last off-season. he thought TT still had all his faculties. let's see how it goes from here for a while.

[red]

we also have this triangle of deflection bull shit, where no one really reports to anyone and no one is any ones boss

hell for all we know the lady that stitches the numbers on the jerseys is the only person that can fire or hire the head coach

[Joemailman]

we also have this triangle of deflection bull shit, where no one really reports to anyone and no one is any ones boss

hell for all we know the lady that stitches the numbers on the jerseys is the only person that can fire or hire the head coach

Pretty sure Murphy said last year the decision on who the HC will be will be his. MM and Gutey both report to him now.

[George Cumby]

Murphy and Gutttekock.

This fucker needs to be blown up.

[red]

Pretty sure Murphy said last year the decision on who the HC will be will be his. MM and Gutey both report to him now.

The gm should be hiring the HC

[George Cumby]

The gm should be hiring the HC

Correct. That’s why I believe this cockup needs to be burned to the fucking ground.

[pbmax]

Murphy.

[Joemailman]

The gm should be hiring the HC

I don't disagree. But I think Murphy does know a bit more about football than your typical NFL owner. He played for a couple of Joe Gibbs' Super Bowl teams, so he knows what a winning organization looks like. He was AD at Northwestern, so he's been involved with hiring coaches. So while I don't see it as an ideal situation, I think it could work. This is not the equivalent of Jimmy Haslam telling John Dorsey he had to keep Hue Jackson as HC IMO.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

This fucker needs to be blown up.

Talkin’ ‘bout thyself?

I ain’t too fond of suicide, not cos Providence forbids it or Providence has 14 virgins a-waiting in the afterlife, but b/c out time in this universe is so short, we should try to prolong it for as long as possible. Once our time expires, it expires.

That being said, I was ready to end it all since I, to quote the poet, flip burgers for the minimum-wage/live a wretched life devoid of marriage. I was, to paraphrase Coldplay, standing on an edge, tied to a noose; Kap came along and he cut me loose.

Kap and his sacrifice inspired me, to quote the poet, to live and to love and to fight!

[Bretsky]

Another vote for Murphy

[Bretsky]

I don't disagree. But I think Murphy does know a bit more about football than your typical NFL owner. He played for a couple of Joe Gibbs' Super Bowl teams, so he knows what a winning organization looks like. He was AD at Northwestern, so he's been involved with hiring coaches. So while I don't see it as an ideal situation, I think it could work. This is not the equivalent of Jimmy Haslam telling John Dorsey he had to keep Hue Jackson as HC IMO.

Jerry Jones also knows more about football than your typical NFL owner