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  • When Things Look Dark, There's Hope

    There are many perks to being a Chicago Bears season ticket holder, including an invitation to be on the team’s sidelines for pregame warmups. Ticket holder Russell Beckman has been waging a yearslong fight in court for what he says…

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    Mathematically, the Packers are still alive. See, there's hope.

    Pack win out + Queens lose out + Bears lose out = playoffs!

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    • #3
      I dunno. The Packers have already made it to the sideline of the playoffs.
      Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by pbmax View Post
        I dunno. The Packers have already made it to the sideline of the playoffs.
        Well then, rest the starters this week for our Super Bowl next week against the dreaded Bares.

        Remember the 70's and 80's? I don't, cos I did not become a die-hard Pack fan til 09-20-92, but old timers often say that in them bleak ole days, beating the Bares was like winning the Super Bowl.

        It's been so long since the Pack last made the playoffs. How many of you would give up a nut for the Packers to make the playoffs again?

        When Sherman ruled this part of the world
        We won as much as the Duke of Earl
        Life was merrily drenched in playoffs
        Losing was a bitch we've never heard off
        By and by, a peppy polar bear stole the throne
        And he turned our fragile beauty into stone

        Ted, why'd you have go and fuck it up
        Ted, why'd you have go and fuck it up

        When Favre was our knight in shinny armor
        We vanquished every foe in the epics of Homer
        We slayed the Bares, Queens and Lions
        We ruled the North as kings of Zion
        By and by, a peppy polar bear stole the throne
        And he turned Favre's fragile beauty into stone

        Ted, why'd you have go and fuck it up
        Ted, why'd you have go and fuck it up

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