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    The Manchurian Candidates

    The Alfred E. Neuman lookalike needs to hire one of these 'leader of men' to fill the Packers' head coach vacancy. I flip burgers for the minimum-wage, literally and figuratively, so I ain't got time for 20 pages of baseless arguments. Therefore, Mike Sherman is not on this list.

    Josh McDaniels: Has head coaching experience. Has experiencing dealing with an elite, diva QB. Offensive innovator. McDaniels largely failed in Denver because he was, bluntly put, a pompous motherfucker. The Great Belichick wasn't exactly fruitful in his 1st gig, either. If anything, the Denver experience has humbled McDaniels with the humbleness of an awesome working-class hero.

    Mike Martz: Architect of the 'Greatest Show on Turf'. The artist behind Warner's HOF bust. Got the noodle-arm Bulger paid. Revived Kitna's career, at least for a season. Cutler wasn't too bad under Martz. Aaron Rodgers, through and through, has morphed into a Martzist - likes to drop back and hold onto the rock, a-waiting for the big play. And Rodgers has more kung fu than Warner, Bulger, Kitna and Cutler combined.

    Al Harris: Current Chiefs DB coach. Former Packer shutdown corner. Ole Al would allow A-Rod to be his own OC while making the Packer D great again.

    Norm Chow:The guy knows offense.

    Barrack Obama:     In light of rumors about Condy Rice going the Browns, how 'bout Obama to the Pack? Obama might not know much 'bout coaching football, but he certainly knows how to motivate people. Allow A-Rod to be his own OC, and hire someone like Al Harris to coach the D.
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    Mike Martz was the architect of a number of busts.
    "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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    • #3
      This would be thread #3 about new coach speculation.
      All hail the Ruler of the Meadow!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by mraynrand View Post
        Mike Martz was the architect of a number of busts.
        Sure, but Martz has never coached a QB with the talent of A-Rod. Martz- Rodgers could be as awesome as Marx-Engels.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Anti-Polar Bear View Post
          Sure, but Martz has never coached a QB with the talent of A-Rod. Martz- Rodgers could be as awesome as Marx-Engels.
          Getting rid of Stubby is like airbrushing Trotsky out of the picture.
          "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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          • #6
            I can't take credit for this - somebody I don't know posted it in Facebook. The guy said assuming Tom Brady retires after this season, maybe Belichick would take the Packers job.
            What could be more GOOD and NORMAL and AMERICAN than Packer Football?

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Cheesehead Craig View Post
              This would be thread #3 about new coach speculation.
              Good, cause at this point the main interests are either new coach or draft. We'll be to #10 soon ))))


              ONE TANK FORGOT

              BRET BEILESMA....that asswhiping prick..but the peckerhead was the best Badger Football recruiter not named Barry Alvarez
              TERD Buckley over Troy Vincent, Robert Ferguson over Chris Chambers, Kevn King instead of TJ Watt, and now, RICH GANNON, over JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY LEONARD. Thank you FLOWER

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              • #8
                Originally posted by texaspackerbacker View Post
                I can't take credit for this - somebody I don't know posted it in Facebook. The guy said assuming Tom Brady retires after this season, maybe Belichick would take the Packers job.
                Now Facebook is stealing from us?

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                http://packerrats.com/showthread.php?30656-Hypothetical-Next-Coach-of-the-Green-Bay-Packers&p=997050&viewfull=1#post997050
                Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by mraynrand View Post
                  Getting rid of Stubby is like airbrushing Trotsky out of the picture.
                  You can employ a lot of people "updating" murals and printing banners to correctly reflect truth.
                  Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by mraynrand View Post
                    Getting rid of Stubby is like airbrushing Trotsky out of the picture.
                    Lol.

                    Greatest show on hybrid grass with Rodgers running Martz’s offense. I honestly believe that.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Bretsky View Post
                      Good, cause at this point the main interests are either new coach or draft. We'll be to #10 soon ))))


                      ONE TANK FORGOT

                      BRET BEILESMA....that asswhiping prick..but the peckerhead was the best Badger Football recruiter not named Barry Alvarez
                      Red is trademarking “Fat Brett” at this moment, just in case Beilema actually gets hired. lol

                      I actually liked Beilema when he was at Wisconsin. He played QBs that could throw, at least at the collegiate level, instead relying on noodle arms Brooks Bollinger clones. Surprised John Stocco didn’t play in the NFL - I thought that guy was good.

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                      • #12
                        Martz is a little old, but I'd be on board with the idea of hiring him. I very much doubt it will happen, though.
                        What could be more GOOD and NORMAL and AMERICAN than Packer Football?

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by texaspackerbacker View Post
                          I can't take credit for this - somebody I don't know posted it in Facebook. The guy said assuming Tom Brady retires after this season, maybe Belichick would take the Packers job.
                          Maybe we can trade for him
                          Swede: My expertise in this area is extensive. The essential difference between a "battleship" and an "aircraft carrier" is that an aircraft carrier requires five direct hits to sink, but it takes only four direct hits to sink a battleship.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by pbmax View Post
                            You can employ a lot of people "updating" murals and printing banners to correctly reflect truth.
                            or scrubbing people off the website in about 30 seconds.
                            "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                            • #15
                              OT: Starting to look like the Packers will finally get to appear on Hard Knocks. Miss the playoffs two straight seasons, and you’re eligible for the awesome show.

                              Why wouldn’t the NFL not want to showcase the Packers? A new coach, an elite QB and all.

                              I can’t wait.
                              Last edited by Guest; 12-06-2018, 03:31 PM.

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