The Rains of Green Bay

[Guest]

Who the fuck is the new coach, and is he Italian or French? The Packers ain’t need no cheese eating surrender monkey. We ain’t need no pizza eating Mussolini.

What/Who the Packers need is an Asian, a Turk, a Martzist. Or a IRA champion - J-MAC.

With the decision not to hire J-Mac, Murphy and Gutekunst both have just given birth to their own Red Wedding.

[oldbutnotdeadyet]

Who the fuck is the new coach, and is he Italian or French? The Packers ain’t need no cheese eating surrender monkey. We ain’t need no pizza eating Mussolini.

What/Who the Packers need is an Asian, a Turk, a Martzist. Or a IRA champion - J-MAC.

With the decision not to hire J-Mac, Murphy and Gutekunst both have just given birth to their own Red Wedding.

Well, if you will be so kind as to translate wtf you meant here, I will consider responding.

[Teamcheez1]

Who the fuck is the new coach, and is he Italian or French? The Packers ain’t need no cheese eating surrender monkey. We ain’t need no pizza eating Mussolini.

What/Who the Packers need is an Asian, a Turk, a Martzist. Or a IRA champion - J-MAC.

With the decision not to hire J-Mac, Murphy and Gutekunst both have just given birth to their own Red Wedding.

Jeff Bridges makes an appearance on rats.

[Vincenzo]

Who the fuck is the new coach, and is he Italian or French? The Packers ain’t need no cheese eating surrender monkey. We ain’t need no pizza eating Mussolini.

What/Who the Packers need is an Asian, a Turk, a Martzist. Or a IRA champion - J-MAC.

With the decision not to hire J-Mac, Murphy and Gutekunst both have just given birth to their own Red Wedding.

Holy shit Polar Brear, you’re hilarious.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Well, if you will be so kind as to translate wtf you meant here, I will consider responding.

Just a little Game of Thrones references. Awesome show. Check it out.

The decision to bypass J-Mac could come back to haunt the Pack.

[pbmax]

Which IRA are we talking about here?

[wootah]

The colors of House LaFleur make it clear where its allegiance lies.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

The colors of House LaFleur make it clear where its allegiance lies.

The University of Oregon Ducks?

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Was just researching LaFluer, and suddenly, my mind enlightened me of this undying truth: None of the "young" pubs of Mike Shananhan has won shit, not even as hotshot assistants. Kyle Shanahan would be coaching at Wisconsin-Stevens Point if his name wasn't Shanahan. Why is it that only McVay's offense (and not LaFluer or Shanahan's) is worthy of an arousal? The guy has Todd "Race Betrayal" Gurley, for fuck sake! Mariota was actually better under Mularkey than under LaFluer.

Worst of all, Kyle Shanahan, LaFluer and McVay all ruined RG3's career.

Should've hired J-Mac. The Lannister's song is playing for Murphy and Gutekunst, foreshadowing their impending downfalls.

[pbmax]

Was just researching LaFluer, and suddenly, my mind enlightened me of this undying truth: None of the "young" pubs of Mike Shananhan has won shit, not even as hotshot assistants. Kyle Shanahan would be coaching at Wisconsin-Stevens Point if his name wasn't Shanahan. Why is it that only McVay's offense (and not LaFluer or Shanahan's) is worthy of an arousal? The guy has Todd "Race Betrayal" Gurley, for fuck sake! Mariota was actually better under Mularkey than under LaFluer.

Worst of all, Kyle Shanahan, LaFluer and McVay all ruined RG3's career.

Should've hired J-Mac. The Lannister's song is playing for Murphy and Gutekunst, foreshadowing their impending downfalls.

How was McDaniels for Tebow's career?

[Pugger]

If you don't like him now I'm positive Murphy and Gute got the right guy.

[KYPack]

Don't be too tough on Tank, Pug.

If you scare him off, we'd have to go hire a new troll.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

How was McDaniels for Tebow's career?

Tebow has more playoffs wins than a lot of the wankers in the NFL today. God’s beloved son was awesome in the clutch.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

If you don't like him now I'm positive Murphy and Gute got the right guy.

The last time LaFluer, McVay and Shananhan all were together on the same team, that team went 4-12, or the such. They haven’t won shit.

J-Mac is a winner and a champion.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

I’ve emailed LaFluer my resume for the corner opening. Know what I’d say to J-Alex as his position coach?

“Yo, J-Alex, see number 19? That motherfucker is Adam Theilen. Fuck the Pistol Force. You’re on an island with 19 all day. Don’t fuck up. The negroid corner that can’t cover a caucasoid wide out doesn’t belong on the field, with glorious blades of grass ‘neath his feet.”