The return of "The Luxury Automobile" TE Lewis

[Fritz]

That's what I was thinking. Maybe an RC Cola, but not Coke.

A 2025 seventh round pick and a can of caffeine free diet Pepsi.

As you can see, I am NOT a fan of the Furburger. He's hurt all the damn time, and for all the shouting about his great "potential" when they drafted him, he's developing only into a regular on the injury report. I think the one stretch of five games in his first season where he was healthy, he got some compliments on . . . how hard he tried to block.

[CaptainKickass]

My #2 most enjoyed yelling at the screen player name is John Kuhn.

But for whatever reason I enjoy yelling "THE LUXURY AUTOMOBILE!!!" at the screen during the game more than any other player previously. I really like how, just about when even I've forgotten about THE LUXURY AUTOMOBILE™ he's given the opportunity to make and deliver a big play.

https://www.packers.com/video/marcedes-lewis-game-sealing-two-point-conversion-packers-vs-bears

[bobblehead]

My #2 most enjoyed yelling at the screen player name is John Kuhn.

But for whatever reason I enjoy yelling "THE LUXURY AUTOMOBILE!!!" at the screen during the game more than any other player previously. I really like how, just about when even I've forgotten about THE LUXURY AUTOMOBILE™ he's given the opportunity to make and deliver a big play.

https://www.packers.com/video/marced...ckers-vs-bears

Did you see that speed. Downright electric!! Cap, enjoy it while you can. I am guessing he has one more in the tank and then its off the to junkyard.

[CaptainKickass]

BUMP for potential signing off Denver's practice squad in the Packers time of need and also, and probably more importantly, so I and probably some of you, can all yell:


"THE LUXURY AUTOMOBILE!!!"

One more time, but this time with more feeling!

[KYPack]

Nice vintage bump, Cap

[Fritz]

BUMP for potential signing off Denver's practice squad in the Packers time of need and also, and probably more importantly, so I and probably some of you, can all yell:


"THE LUXURY AUTOMOBILE!!!"

One more time, but this time with more feeling!

Well, if we’re calling for Mercedes “The Luxury Automobile” to come out of retirement and save the day, then that level of unlikely heroics means that it would only be fitting and appropriate (given the injuries to Jordan Love and Malik Willis) for the Packers’ 3rd QB to be called into action this weekend and save the day by throwing a few TD passes to Lewis. That is to say, Clayton “Car” Tune connecting with The Luxury Automobile.

[CaptainKickass]

Well, if we’re calling for Mercedes “The Luxury Automobile” to come out of retirement and save the day, then that level of unlikely heroics means that it would only be fitting and appropriate (given the injuries to Jordan Love and Malik Willis) for the Packers’ 3rd QB to be called into action this weekend and save the day by throwing a few TD passes to Lewis. That is to say, Clayton “Car” Tune connecting with The Luxury Automobile.

Sorry Fritz, it was a valiant effort but our judges say you took too long to name that tune

Nice vintage bump, Cap

Vintage?
Which vintage do you remember?
Which vintage does Marcedes remember?

1957

or


1984

But yeah, no announcement has been made on the Tight End situation from the team and not even a rumor. Speculation is all we have right now.

[CaptainKickass]

But yeah, no announcement has been made on the Tight End situation from the team and not even a rumor. Speculation is all we have right now.

Looks like the Packers Tight End Garage will continue to have an empty space.

Broncos sign Marcedes Lewis to 53-man roster
Marcedes Lewis won’t be coming to Green Bay, as he was promoted to the Denver Broncos’ active roster.

That said apparently Josh Whyle passed through concussion protocol today so there's he and Musgrave as the only two tight ends on the roster.

[bobblehead]

Did I read that as signed to the 53 man roster or signed to the 53 and over league? I can't be sure.

[CaptainKickass]

Did I read that as signed to the 53 man roster or signed to the 53 and over league? I can't be sure.

You can't be sure because you're also of a certain elderly age and really need your spectacles to read properly?







Much like your youth, the card's even expired!


Or perhaps you could just zoom in to make the fonts appear larger, like with those senior citizen phones that have the giant-ass number buttons?







I'm told that these types of devices can aid the elderly with memory loss.

They've also been said to aid elderly folks with memory loss!