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    The Packers go 16-0. Anything less is a complete failure.

    ARod throws for over 6,000 yards and 60 TDs. We won’t run any plays but ARod scrambles and throws bombs.

    The D steps up and is incredible. They only allow 3 points all year and that was because the refs threw a shitty PI flag on Alexander in the end zone. The D pushed the other team back from the 1 yard line, who had to settle for a 53 yard field goal that hit off the cross bar and still went in.

    The Packers will be the first team to win all 3 playoff games they play by at least 35 points each. This team will go down as the greatest team ever.
    But Rodgers leads the league in frumpy expressions and negative body language on the sideline, which makes him, like Josh Allen, a unique double threat.

    -Tim Harmston

  • #2
    it could happen
    "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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    • #3
      What about if they play a team of mini Ditkas?
      "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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      • #4
        LaFluer just blew out his knee. Out for the season. Season is fucked.

        And uncool Pack fans made fun of me for arguing for Murphy to hire J-Mac.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Anti-Polar Bear View Post
          LaFluer just blew out his knee. Out for the season. Season is fucked.

          And uncool Pack fans made fun of me for arguing for Murphy to hire J-Mac.
          Achilles, but sure.
          Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by pbmax View Post
            Achilles, but sure.
            He's a little weak on his Homer-ic anatomy.
            "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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            • #7
              Damn you're good, Rand hahahaha - classical Greek references now. What could be more anti-Homer than tearing an Achilles.
              What could be more GOOD and NORMAL and AMERICAN than Packer Football?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by mraynrand View Post
                What about if they play a team of mini Ditkas?
                That would be like running in the Indy 500 against a bus full of bears driven by ditka

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by ThunderDan View Post
                  The Packers go 16-0. Anything less is a complete failure.

                  ARod throws for over 6,000 yards and 60 TDs. We won’t run any plays but ARod scrambles and throws bombs.

                  The D steps up and is incredible. They only allow 3 points all year and that was because the refs threw a shitty PI flag on Alexander in the end zone. The D pushed the other team back from the 1 yard line, who had to settle for a 53 yard field goal that hit off the cross bar and still went in.

                  The Packers will be the first team to win all 3 playoff games they play by at least 35 points each. This team will go down as the greatest team ever.
                  I remember last season turning out like this...
                  All tyrannies rule through fraud and force, but once the fraud is exposed they must rely exclusively on force.

                  George Orwell

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                  • #10
                    19-0
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                    • #11
                      19-0
                      "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                      • #12
                        20-0


                        I also have the Packers winning the Pro Bowl.

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                        • #13
                          Packers win the Citrus Bowl and this place is way the hell too fruitcake positive. I need rage and controversy for entertainment

                          Who can be the old Wist ? Hmmmm
                          TERD Buckley over Troy Vincent, Robert Ferguson over Chris Chambers, Kevn King instead of TJ Watt, and now, RICH GANNON, over JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY LEONARD. Thank you FLOWER

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                          • #14
                            A closer look at the Packers 2019 Pre & Regular season schedules has revealed a most curious occurrence. The Packers will play the Raiders and the Chiefs in both the Pre and Regular seasons. I'm sure that this sort of thing has occurred in the past, but I can't recall just when. It could prove to be most interesting.

                            5 of GB's first 7 regular season games will be home games. Also, only 3 of the 16 regular season games will be played in a doomed stadium. In fact the final two games will be played inside doomed stadiums. Also, following the bye week, GB will play 4 of their last 6 games on the road.

                            Another forum poster insinuated that the Panthers and the 49ers were less than top competition. I beg to differ. The Panthers can be quite a handful when they are on their game and the 49ers, who had injury problems last season, will be fielding a healthy QB and may prove to be better than than their last season's record shows.

                            The NFC East teams, the Cowboys, Redskins, Eagles, and Giants, will not be pushovers either. IMO, The Eagles and Cowboys will be the contenders in that division.

                            The AFC West teams, the Chiefs, Chargers, Raiders, and Broncos, will each offer up their best, but the Chargers and the Chiefs will be the best teams from that division. The Chiefs and the Chargers will be road games and they will be back to back contest. I say put on those seat belts, it's going to be a couple of nail biters.

                            I've saved the NFC North for last. IMO, Detroit will show up for their 2 games and loose them both to the Packer ground game. The Vikings will put on a show in both games, but GB's Secondary will shut them down. As for the Bears, GB may well go 1 - 1 with them this season. In fact both may finish with the same records and the division title could fall to PF/PA records.

                            Predicting a team's record ahead of seeing them even play a down is fun, but an impossible task. I'll offer no predictions about records, but maybe dedicating this season to the memory of Bart Starr would inspire then to play like champions too.

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                            If your not the lead dog , then the view never changes !

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                            • #15
                              7.75 wins - 7.25 losses - 1.5 ties
                              because I'm an illogical poster and fan.

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