Joe Willie

[Harlan Huckleby]

I just watched the whole 1.5 hour interview on Sirius app.

It was fucking awesome. Namath has had a really interesting life. He got so tired of the nuns hitting him that he got up and threw his books out the window and left school. He was scared to death of Bear Bryant. His nickname from some teammates was "nigger" because there was picture of him dating a black woman. The stories go on and on. Namath is really a wise person, kind of a country philosopher. I really like the guy.

Radagast, come on over to my house and we'll watch it together.

[Fritz]

I remember as a kid watching the game - a preseason game, I believe - in which a Lions' defender took out Joe Willie's knees. That was about the end for him.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

His nickname from some teammates was "nigger" because there was picture of him dating a black woman.

Once a man goes black, he can’t go back. In Tex’s case, once a man goes yellow, he’s no longer mellow. A wise man once said so eloquently, a man is whom he fucks.

Mobb is white. Tex, Asian. I’m black.

I, too, have been bombarded with the n-word. Oddly, racists often include the word “Siberia,” as in, “Yo, check out that ‘Siberia’ nigga.”

After shutting down Darren Charles, I asked Alvarez why he refused to mail me a scholarship. Alvarez asserted that D-1 ain’t no place for short corners. Informed the fat man that I’m taller than Jamar Fletcher, like rap and enjoy watching “Family Matters,” Alvarez was blunt:

“D-1 ain’t no place for short, Siberia nigga corners!”

You know, when we were kids, we’d watch Family Matters and only see a good, normal American family going about their everyday good, normal lives. Then in adulthood, society rapes us of our innocence, and all we see nowadays is a big, fucking race amongst the races.

My name is Tank Elf Duke. Thank you for reading my post. When I ain’t rocking on subway platforms for change (and dreaming of change), posting on Packerrats, self-pleasuring in the Matrix or flipping burgers for the minimum-wage, I can be found at The Laughter doing stand-up for beer and a chance to score with drunken chicks.

[texaspackerbacker]

hahahahaha Thanks for the biography and culture lesson, APB. One correction, though: you just won't find anybody as Mellow as me.

About your ill-fated Badger career, why didn't you go the one of the other U.W. branches if you were that good? You coulda been the Ryan Ramcyzk of Corners - transferred to the Badgers and maybe gone on to the NFL hahahahaha.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Jim Leonard is short & pasty. I guess safety is different than corner.