Lambeau Field

[George Cumby]

I had a veggie dog the other night.

I prefer the horse balls from IKEA.

[SudsMcBucky]

Still 2.5% horse meat and 0.03% human I presume?

Meh. If they would at least provide Stadium Sauce, who would care?

[pbmax]

They’ve been rotating on steel bars under a heat lamp for 36 years.

Kwik E Mart, I mean Kwik Trip needs to take certain measures to keep those hot dog prices down. $1 hot dogs don't just happen you know.

[pbmax]

Just for help in planning.

[Cheesehead Craig]

I'll be helpful. Fuzzys Ticket Tours is a great way to get the full experience. Game tix, hotel, ride to stadium from hotel, and tailgate. Used them twice. They actually had Deanna Favre show up to one. She talked about Brett's 36 yr old hot dog.

[mraynrand]

I'll be helpful. Fuzzys Ticket Tours is a great way to get the full experience. Game tix, hotel, ride to stadium from hotel, and tailgate. Used them twice. They actually had Deanna Favre show up to one. She talked about Brett's 36 yr old hot dog.

LOLOLOLOL. I just spit up my beer. BOMNF!!

[pbmax]

I'll be helpful. Fuzzys Ticket Tours is a great way to get the full experience. Game tix, hotel, ride to stadium from hotel, and tailgate. Used them twice. They actually had Deanna Favre show up to one. She talked about Brett's 36 yr old hot dog.

I would pay extra to skip that featured speech.

[Radagast]

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Many in this forum have attended game/s at Lambeau Field. For me attending a game late in December or in January would require extensive preparation. Proper socks, footwear, gloves, a warm hat, layers of clothing, and more.

What advice can veteran fans of 3 to 4 hours sitting in the extreme cold at Lambeau Field offer to a novice/rookie fan attending their first game and facing the harsh conditions? Is smuggling in liquor a good or a bad thing? What do people smuggle into the stands with them? Is it best to just buy hot drinks from the venders, or to try to smuggle in your own somehow?

What is the best/safest way to thaw out following a game? Share your experience with your fellow forum members.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

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Many in this forum have attended game/s at Lambeau Field. For me attending a game late in December or in January would require extensive preparation. Proper socks, footwear, gloves, a warm hat, layers of clothing, and more.

What advice can veteran fans of 3 to 4 hours sitting in the extreme cold at Lambeau Field offer to a novice/rookie fan attending their first game and facing the harsh conditions? Is smuggling in liquor a good or a bad thing? What do people smuggle into the stands with them? Is it best to just buy hot drinks from the venders, or to try to smuggle in your own somehow?

What is the best/safest way to thaw out following a game? Share your experience with your fellow forum members.

They put Five-0 pigs at every entry, and the pigs “pat” you down prior to entering, so it’s gonna be difficult to smuggle shit in.

Wear snow pants over workout cotton pants. Wear extra socks. Wear extra shirts. Wear a coat, but please, please, please do NOT wear your hunter orange coat to the game - want to don orange, go root for the fucking Bears. Plus, hunting for sport represents animal cruelty. Gloves.

Buy/drink plenty of hot cocoas.

Lest but not last, wear a winter hat. If the bigot sitting next to you tells you to take it off during the anthem, tell him to fuck off. I mean, you’re cold, balding and support Kap, so fuck that hats off shit.

[mraynrand]

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Many in this forum have attended game/s at Lambeau Field. For me attending a game late in December or in January would require extensive preparation. Proper socks, footwear, gloves, a warm hat, layers of clothing, and more.

What advice can veteran fans of 3 to 4 hours sitting in the extreme cold at Lambeau Field offer to a novice/rookie fan attending their first game and facing the harsh conditions? Is smuggling in liquor a good or a bad thing? What do people smuggle into the stands with them? Is it best to just buy hot drinks from the venders, or to try to smuggle in your own somehow?

What is the best/safest way to thaw out following a game? Share your experience with your fellow forum members.

WTF is going on here?

[Patler]

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Many in this forum have attended game/s at Lambeau Field. For me attending a game late in December or in January would require extensive preparation. Proper socks, footwear, gloves, a warm hat, layers of clothing, and more.

What advice can veteran fans of 3 to 4 hours sitting in the extreme cold at Lambeau Field offer to a novice/rookie fan attending their first game and facing the harsh conditions? Is smuggling in liquor a good or a bad thing? What do people smuggle into the stands with them? Is it best to just buy hot drinks from the venders, or to try to smuggle in your own somehow?

From what I have seen on TV, some male fans counter the cold weather by drinking as much beer (or maybe smuggled in liquor) as possible, then stripping to the waist while keeping their winter hats on, with ear flaps down. You might want to try it. It seems that green and gold body paint covering your bare face and chest is an effective counter to the cold.

For female fans, we used to have a thread following a trio who seemed to attend in bikinis no matter the time of year. For the sake of your neighboring fans, I would not recommend this for you, if you really are the long-in-the-tooth guy you have implied you are. Stick to the body paint on your bare chest.

[Fritz]

I disagree with Patler. If you really are long in the tooth, covering those man-boobs with a bikini top might be advisible - and might just get you on national t.v. Any old geezer can go drunk and topless and paint himself green and gold.

[mraynrand]

I disagree with Patler. If you really are long in the tooth, covering those man-boobs with a bikini top might be advisible - and might just get you on national t.v. Any old geezer can go drunk and topless and paint himself green and gold.

It worked for Bill Parcells.

[Patler]

I disagree with Patler. If you really are long in the tooth, covering those man-boobs with a bikini top might be advisible - and might just get you on national t.v. Any old geezer can go drunk and topless and paint himself green and gold.

I would rather that he conceal/obscure them with body paint than emphasize them in a bikini top. And what about that bikini bottom??

[Radagast]

They put Five-0 pigs at every entry, and the pigs “pat” you down prior to entering, so it’s gonna be difficult to smuggle shit in.

Wear snow pants over workout cotton pants. Wear extra socks. Wear extra shirts. Wear a coat, but please, please, please do NOT wear your hunter orange coat to the game - want to don orange, go root for the fucking Bears. Plus, hunting for sport represents animal cruelty. Gloves.

Buy/drink plenty of hot cocoas.

Lest but not last, wear a winter hat. If the bigot sitting next to you tells you to take it off during the anthem, tell him to fuck off. I mean, you’re cold, balding and support Kap, so fuck that hats off shit.

I don't expect that I'll ever get to GB or to a game, but it has always amazed me how people can endure those low temps for that long with so little activity. Must be a blood thickness thing. Getting an honest post is most refreshing.

Some of you should be glad that your not trying to make a living as comedians, you would be starving and homeless.