Taysom Hill: America's Most Overrated QB

[bobblehead]

Its an exciting time to be alive:

Mike Tanier @MikeTanier
It is now 10:30 AM Eastern and I will begin an in-depth film study of every regular season pass attempt of Taysom Hill's career.

MikeTanier @MikeTanier
It is now 10:45 AM Eastern and I have concluded my in-depth film study of every regular season (and postseason!) pass attempt of Taysom Hill's career.

Mike Tanier @MikeTanier
I feel confident in saying that Taysom Hill is a better passer and QB prospect than Johnny Hekker, Jarvis Landry, Jaylen Samuels and other players who throw most of their passes on Wildcat wrinkles or fake punts.

Mike Tanier @MikeTanier
Taysom Hill needs a hop step and a windup like a right fielder throwing a guy out at third base for his deep throws, and his accuracy is best described as "eh, Michael Thomas will go get it."

Mike Tanier @MikeTanier
I love the idea of Taysom Hill going to the #Ravens, #Cardinals or some Ravens impersonator as a Slash or emergency QB to contribute to the mayhem. As for "franchise QB," welp, all it takes is one coach who believes he has superpowers.

Again, and let me be clear. This is the lazy argument. I can make it for EVERY guy who goes in the first 2 rounds this draft and I'll be right on 80% of them. That's not an argument for not giving a guy a legit chance to be the QB after he has shown it in the preseason. Mock his limited NFL pass attempts...same went for Jimmy G and Kapernick when they got their chance. Same went for Peyton Manning until he got his chance.

Again, no one is an effective NFL QB until they are given the opportunity. Its likely he doesn't become an effective NFL starter (Its likely the case in EVERY situation)...but then again, there were a bunch of GM's who made all the same arguments about Lamar Alexander going into that draft. Gadget player. Horrible fundamentals. How'd that one work out for the team that gave him a go?

[mraynrand]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqWU9huMMco

I had forgotten about this. Gotta find that swimming relay next lol.

O, and the dunk tank. Wasn't watching Buck Rodgers for the plot, I'll tell you that.

[Cheesehead Craig]

That's an All-Star game event, the dunk tank! Have QBs try and dunk their head coaches. Rodgers would have hit that damn target everytime with M3 in there.

[mraynrand]

That's an All-Star game event, the dunk tank! Have QBs try and dunk their head coaches. Rodgers would have hit that damn target everytime with M3 in there.

Nah, he would hold on to the baseball too long and try to hit another target much farther away.

[mraynrand]

In five years, I will be over the Hill.

[pbmax]

Again, and let me be clear. This is the lazy argument. I can make it for EVERY guy who goes in the first 2 rounds this draft and I'll be right on 80% of them. That's not an argument for not giving a guy a legit chance to be the QB after he has shown it in the preseason. Mock his limited NFL pass attempts...same went for Jimmy G and Kapernick when they got their chance. Same went for Peyton Manning until he got his chance.

Again, no one is an effective NFL QB until they are given the opportunity. Its likely he doesn't become an effective NFL starter (Its likely the case in EVERY situation)...but then again, there were a bunch of GM's who made all the same arguments about Lamar Alexander going into that draft. Gadget player. Horrible fundamentals. How'd that one work out for the team that gave him a go?

1. No team has made him their #2 QB.

2. He is 30.

3. JimmyG and CK got starts with their original teams after being relatively high draft picks.

People have lost their minds.

Now, could a team develop a custom made offense for Taysom? Sure. Is any team going to do it now that he is 30?

No.

Well, now I have talked myself into someone doing this until they can draft a QB. Makes more sense than Brett Hundley.

Still very unlikely to happen.

[mraynrand]

People have lost their minds.

You can probably just keep reposting this, and it will likely always be true.

[pbmax]

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O, and the dunk tank. Wasn't watching Buck Rodgers for the plot, I'll tell you that.

[vieo]

And then they made her blonde during a reboot. Terrible choice.

A choice that was more predictable and wooden headed than Gil Gerard.

[mraynrand]

I'm sorry, were you saying something about hair color?

[mraynrand]

Notice how the backlighting almost transforms her to a blonde, and absolutely steals all her beauty and appeal:

[pbmax]

I'm not saying blonde made her Quasimodo, but that I much prefer the brunette look.

That purple dress is the real mistake though.

[mraynrand]

That purple dress is the real mistake though.

No, the mistake was giving too much screen time to the inappropriate side-kick robot.

[pbmax]

As bad as Scrappy Doo and Cousin Oliver.

[George Cumby]

No, the mistake was giving too much screen time to the inappropriate side-kick robot.

10 year old me is sporting a chubby.

Come to think of it, 50 year old me is sporting a chubby.

And not for the stupid robot, you pervs.

She was tops on my list.

[George Cumby]

Here ya' go:

https://archive.org/details/BuckRogers_201504