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    My head is clouded by porn, so I am lacking creativity right now. Pray to the Neon God for Pack victory tonite. I'd love another shot at the GameDay thread next week. Thinking about calling in tonight.

    Alotta fuck ups occurred leading up to this point. The Frog got the gig instead of J-Mac. The GOAT Tommy Brady said that the Great Arm of Butte would throw for 8000 yards and 80 TDs - in a season! - under the guidance of J-Mac. The Frog runs a Mike Shanahan - Jon Gruden hybrid West Coast system. Said system ain't good enough to produce 8000 yards and 80 TDs.

    Mack in the the Green and Gold would've been more glorious than the Smiths, Savage and, bluntly put, draft bust Rashan Gary.

    Pack WR unit as a whole doesn't scare anyone and their baby's mama. Who's gonna step up when Rhodes, Fuller and Slay are a-shutting down Adams? Shoulda drafted DK Metcalf.

    Stay tuned for the final chapter of Ted is Trapped in the Closet.

    A "packer" is a working class hero. Therefore: Power to the Packers!

    Pack 72, Bears 0

    Btw: the greatest porn star of all time, John Holmes, was a Packer fan.
    Last edited by Guest; 09-05-2019, 11:58 AM.

  • #2
    Originally posted by Anti-Polar Bear View Post
    , John Holmes, was a Packer fan.
    John Holmes, MD, Ph.D.
    "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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    • #3
      Obligatory game day post.
      "Everyone's born anarchist and atheist until people start lying to them" ~ wise philosopher

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      • #4
        I'm off to bed. Smell y'all later.

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        • #5
          Go Pack Go!
          But Rodgers leads the league in frumpy expressions and negative body language on the sideline, which makes him, like Josh Allen, a unique double threat.

          -Tim Harmston

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          • #6
            I may have to get offline.

            @heathcummingssr
            Good morning.

            Aaron Rodgers has not thrown a touchdown pass in Chicago since September 13, 2015.


            @AlexGelhar
            2015 @ CHI: 18-of-23, 3 TD, 0 INT, W
            2016 @ CHI: 19-of-31, 0 TD, 0 INT, W (including a 60-yard bomb to Jordy to set up game-winning field goal.
            2017 @ CHI: dnp, injured
            2018 @ CHI: 25-of-42, 0 TD, 1 INT, L


            He is 2-1 in such games. He should throw less TD passes.
            Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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            • #7
              I will probably not be posting on this thread tonight, so I wanted to make my contributions now, six hours before game time:

              Goddammit! What the hell kind of play call was that shit?

              Are you telling me Bulaga is hurt already?

              Why the hell didn't Savage make that tackle?

              Christ, Amos dropped that? It was right in his hands!

              My God, they might as well cut Dexter Williams right now. He sucks!

              Geezuz, they kept Crosby for that kind of shitty kick?

              Did this special teams coach graduate from the Ron Zook School of Special Teams? Fire him!

              God, LeFleur is a disaster.

              Oh my God, look at Rodgers rolling his eyes at that wide receiver.

              Whew, okay. I still can't believe they won that game!
              "The Devine era is actually worse than you remember if you go back and look at it."

              KYPack

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Fritz View Post
                I will probably not be posting on this thread tonight, so I wanted to make my contributions now, six hours before game time:

                Goddammit! What the hell kind of play call was that shit?

                Are you telling me Bulaga is hurt already?

                Why the hell didn't Savage make that tackle?

                Christ, Amos dropped that? It was right in his hands!

                My God, they might as well cut Dexter Williams right now. He sucks!

                Geezuz, they kept Crosby for that kind of shitty kick?

                Did this special teams coach graduate from the Ron Zook School of Special Teams? Fire him!

                God, LeFleur is a disaster.

                Oh my God, look at Rodgers rolling his eyes at that wide receiver.

                Whew, okay. I still can't believe they won that game!
                What, no Gary comment? I feel cheated.
                All hail the Ruler of the Meadow!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Cheesehead Craig View Post
                  What, no Gary comment? I feel cheated.
                  why talk about a guy who has already been cut?
                  "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                  • #10
                    Fer Christsake, if Tank pulls this off....

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Cheesehead Craig View Post
                      What, no Gary comment? I feel cheated.
                      I predict a great Fuckdoggle debate over R. Gary after his 2 sacks in the Vikings game.
                      Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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                      • #12
                        2 hours to go and I refuse to watch pregames anymore. Might have to talk to my family.
                        Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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                        • #13
                          FIRE TT!
                          C.H.U.D.

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                          • #14
                            APB started the thread, we might actually have someone die on the field.
                            Swede: My expertise in this area is extensive. The essential difference between a "battleship" and an "aircraft carrier" is that an aircraft carrier requires five direct hits to sink, but it takes only four direct hits to sink a battleship.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by CaptainKickass View Post
                              Obligatory game day post.
                              Obligatory reply
                              The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary -- Vince Lombardi

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