Egoists (losers):
LeFleur - Game plan became stale and inefficient after the scripted plays...Kept Allison in the game after his momentum-annihilating fumble, eerily, in an act of McCarthyism (accountability?)...And also in an act of McCarthyism, the offense failed to harmonize in-game...How about a trick play to wake up a fruitless offense?
Allison - This sloth is NOT an NFL WR...Period...Would be cut by 31 other NFL teams and the Houston Roughnecks of the XFL...Fumble annihilated the Great Arm of Butte's fragile rhythm, along with all the physics of momentum in the known universe...Couldn't move the stick to save an impotent peacock in Antarctica.
Gutekunst: Rooks Metcalf, Brown and Hardman thus far this season, combined: 17 catches, 336 yards, 2 touchdowns; Sloth, Davis, MVS, Kum: 14-136-1...German Shepherd had his pick of the litter, but took a fucking center instead.
Egotists (winners):
Jones - Slashed through some holes and found a few daylight...Got (compulsive?) gambler JustinHarrell paid...Should be noted that the Packer offense has been out of sync playing (or trying to play) smashmouth futbol...And the Queens scored only 16 points with their horny rushing attack, and lost...This ain't 1966...Want to be as potent as the NE Pats offensively? Get your GOAT QB some receiving WMDs!
Alexander - Dropped a pick and didn't exactly shutdown Thielen, but given that the great white shark was averaging something like 200 yards receiving per game against the Pack, a well done job...Diggs bomb was King's fuck up; credit for racing from across the universe for an almost pick.
Odds and Ends:
21 Savage injured his leg on the last play of the game; got tangled up with Diggs...T-Will back to the Free and actor Josh Jackson (Dawson's Creek) back in the rye?...Fackrell has gotta be leading the league in missed tackles behind the LOS...Martinez still can't cover; misplayed the Beebe dump and dash...King ain't as good as he thinks he is...Ain't A-Rod's fault; his receivers are wankers.
LeFleur - Game plan became stale and inefficient after the scripted plays...Kept Allison in the game after his momentum-annihilating fumble, eerily, in an act of McCarthyism (accountability?)...And also in an act of McCarthyism, the offense failed to harmonize in-game...How about a trick play to wake up a fruitless offense?
Allison - This sloth is NOT an NFL WR...Period...Would be cut by 31 other NFL teams and the Houston Roughnecks of the XFL...Fumble annihilated the Great Arm of Butte's fragile rhythm, along with all the physics of momentum in the known universe...Couldn't move the stick to save an impotent peacock in Antarctica.
Gutekunst: Rooks Metcalf, Brown and Hardman thus far this season, combined: 17 catches, 336 yards, 2 touchdowns; Sloth, Davis, MVS, Kum: 14-136-1...German Shepherd had his pick of the litter, but took a fucking center instead.
Egotists (winners):
Jones - Slashed through some holes and found a few daylight...Got (compulsive?) gambler JustinHarrell paid...Should be noted that the Packer offense has been out of sync playing (or trying to play) smashmouth futbol...And the Queens scored only 16 points with their horny rushing attack, and lost...This ain't 1966...Want to be as potent as the NE Pats offensively? Get your GOAT QB some receiving WMDs!
Alexander - Dropped a pick and didn't exactly shutdown Thielen, but given that the great white shark was averaging something like 200 yards receiving per game against the Pack, a well done job...Diggs bomb was King's fuck up; credit for racing from across the universe for an almost pick.
Odds and Ends:
21 Savage injured his leg on the last play of the game; got tangled up with Diggs...T-Will back to the Free and actor Josh Jackson (Dawson's Creek) back in the rye?...Fackrell has gotta be leading the league in missed tackles behind the LOS...Martinez still can't cover; misplayed the Beebe dump and dash...King ain't as good as he thinks he is...Ain't A-Rod's fault; his receivers are wankers.

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