The feminist in me don’t want the Pack to sign AB. The wretch in me says, fuck yeah, sign the mischievous egotist. Why? Every time the Pack win, I feel like a winner. I feel like I ain’t a burger flipping loser - aging, balding and without offspring. Pack would win a lot a games with AB. Maybe even the goddamn Super Bowl.
I am a man of virtues. But the NFL is a league that prefers to hire rapists over folks fighting the good fight. Rapists like Big Ben, Zeke, Winston, and, possibly, AB make billions of frogskins for the pig owners. Meanwhile, the heroic dude fighting the good fight gets blackballed b/c he turns off a few ignorant snowflakes.
Sloth Allison is starting, for fuck’s sake! Sign AB!
Pack 72, Broncos 0
Power to the Packers!
I am a man of virtues. But the NFL is a league that prefers to hire rapists over folks fighting the good fight. Rapists like Big Ben, Zeke, Winston, and, possibly, AB make billions of frogskins for the pig owners. Meanwhile, the heroic dude fighting the good fight gets blackballed b/c he turns off a few ignorant snowflakes.
Sloth Allison is starting, for fuck’s sake! Sign AB!
Pack 72, Broncos 0
Power to the Packers!

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