Egoists (losers):
Blake and Billy Joe: For this game, Pettine educed the 'Triangle 69' defense...The T69 is simply a 4 men rush, Cover2-Cover3 hybrid...93 and 50 were both hideous in zone coverage; no fucking clue how to zone up TEs.
Run D: Jacobs rushed for 300 yards, or something in that fashion...Jacobs was on some genius' 'My Mastery Mockery' of a Draft, as was touchdown catching TE Foster Moreau.
Shepherd: Raiders were so pompous, they kicked to Shepherd every fucking time...Dude ain't Will Blackmon, for sure...How 'bout putting J-Alex back there?
Rand and TunderDan and Mailman: If y'all gonna crow about being at the 'mecca' of publicly-funded NFL stadiums, how 'bout growing some balls and post a fucking selfie?
Egotists (winners):
Great Arm of Butte: Threw a perfect game, although Disney's Total Quarterback Rating calculated the performance at 'only' 95.3.
Jimmy G: Heather Graham's lil bro ain't so washed up after all, eh? Best YAC consummation by a TE since J-Mike in the Ninners game that saw ole Claymaker mock Kap for not being Lil Russell...(Of course, Kap ain't Lil Russell...For starter, Kap owns the Pack...All Lil Russell does against Pack is throw picks to players donning the Green and Gold.)
Odds and Ends: Check out the MVS awesome catch and run-6...Jones' block was textbook...And watch the Lizard run...Not deer-legged sloth stiff at all...Josh Jones and the Packers oughtta all swallow their egos and hook up again...Jones, for all his flaws, matches up better against TEs than Blake and Billy Joe.
Blake and Billy Joe: For this game, Pettine educed the 'Triangle 69' defense...The T69 is simply a 4 men rush, Cover2-Cover3 hybrid...93 and 50 were both hideous in zone coverage; no fucking clue how to zone up TEs.
Run D: Jacobs rushed for 300 yards, or something in that fashion...Jacobs was on some genius' 'My Mastery Mockery' of a Draft, as was touchdown catching TE Foster Moreau.
Shepherd: Raiders were so pompous, they kicked to Shepherd every fucking time...Dude ain't Will Blackmon, for sure...How 'bout putting J-Alex back there?
Rand and TunderDan and Mailman: If y'all gonna crow about being at the 'mecca' of publicly-funded NFL stadiums, how 'bout growing some balls and post a fucking selfie?
Egotists (winners):
Great Arm of Butte: Threw a perfect game, although Disney's Total Quarterback Rating calculated the performance at 'only' 95.3.
Jimmy G: Heather Graham's lil bro ain't so washed up after all, eh? Best YAC consummation by a TE since J-Mike in the Ninners game that saw ole Claymaker mock Kap for not being Lil Russell...(Of course, Kap ain't Lil Russell...For starter, Kap owns the Pack...All Lil Russell does against Pack is throw picks to players donning the Green and Gold.)
Odds and Ends: Check out the MVS awesome catch and run-6...Jones' block was textbook...And watch the Lizard run...Not deer-legged sloth stiff at all...Josh Jones and the Packers oughtta all swallow their egos and hook up again...Jones, for all his flaws, matches up better against TEs than Blake and Billy Joe.

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