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  • #16
    Running real fast doesn't translate to being hit by a 205# safety at a combined 30mph. He'd get murdered.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by George Cumby View Post
      Running real fast doesn't translate to being hit by a 205# safety at a combined 30mph. He'd get murdered.
      Google says he weighs 207 and it ain’t all between his ribs and knees like you!!

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby View Post
        He would get killed. Maybe if he were 28 years old and had a year to condition his body for the sport. Please move this thread to garbage can.
        Why are you always trying to stifle free speech?
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        • #19
          Originally posted by Teamcheez1 View Post
          You're making race a factor. My point is most Jamaicans would have an understanding of futbol not football. Running fast is not skill enough to even get a look.
          Nah. Jamaicans only understand bobsledding.

          I can't run no more
          With that lawless crowd
          While the killers in high places
          Say their prayers out loud
          But they've summoned, they've summoned up
          A thundercloud
          They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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          • #20
            Originally posted by MadtownPacker View Post
            Google says he weighs 207 and it ain’t all between his ribs and knees like you!!
            Lol.

            At least all my weight isn't between my ears!

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            • #21
              Originally posted by MadtownPacker View Post
              The only way he gets killed Ian if Teamcheez1 and you drag him behind your truck.
              Hahahaaha
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              • #22
                Originally posted by Joemailman View Post
                Nah. Jamaicans only understand bobsledding.

                Maybe he might consider the CFL?
                ** Since 2006 3 X Pro Pickem' Champion; 4 X Runner-Up and 3 X 3rd place.
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                • #23
                  Play Bolt at KR and gunner while he masters the bomb route. Dude can still fly. KR would be perfect for him. At gunner, he wouldn’t need to tackle. Just gotta get close enough to smell the returner; fair catch every fucking time.

                  I, for one, am in favor of signing ‘Zeus.’

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                  • #24
                    Renaldo "Skeets" Nehemiah: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renaldo_Nehemiah

                    World record holder in the 110 meter hurdles. 3 years, 43 passes for 754 yards, a 17.5 average, and four touchdowns.

                    Most impressively, he won the Superstars decathlon-style competition 4 times.

                    And no one is putting Bolt on a return team until he can demonstrate that he can catch the oblate spheroid.
                    Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Joemailman View Post
                      Nah. Jamaicans only understand bobsledding.

                      Interesting, the Jamaican team colors are a sign to go to GB if I ever saw one.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by pbmax View Post
                        And no one is putting Bolt on a return team until he can demonstrate that he can catch the oblate spheroid.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by MadtownPacker View Post
                          The only way he gets killed Ian if Teamcheez1 and you drag him behind your truck.
                          Things are getting ugly. The brown devil made me do it.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by pbmax View Post

                            And no one is putting Bolt on a return team until he can demonstrate that he can catch the oblate spheroid.
                            And more importantly, hold on to it when tackled - as I alluded to way back at the beginning of the thread.

                            I would be in favor of giving the guy a try, though. Somebody said being fast alone ain't much; Well, being THAT fast and 6'5" is a helluva lot.
                            What could be more GOOD and NORMAL and AMERICAN than Packer Football?

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                            • #29
                              What we know about Bolt is that he could run really fast in a straight line. So maybe he could be as good as MVS.
                              I can't run no more
                              With that lawless crowd
                              While the killers in high places
                              Say their prayers out loud
                              But they've summoned, they've summoned up
                              A thundercloud
                              They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Joemailman View Post
                                What we know about Bolt is that he could run really fast in a straight line. So maybe he could be as good as MVS.
                                Usain Bolt has never competed against Jeff Janis.
                                Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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