Usain to the Packers?

[Fritz]

Some people enjoy watching athletes jump, while others enjoy watching them run. Others still enjoy watching them swim. A variety of athletic competitions are open to humans to participate in or to spectate.

I find watching heterosexual humans or two women thrusting and rubbing and using their tongue muscles to be the supreme form of athletic endeavor, both in terms of participating and viewing.

[mraynrand]

I find watching heterosexual humans or two women thrusting and rubbing and using their tongue muscles to be the supreme form of athletic endeavor, both in terms of participating and viewing.

"You're a BAD MAN!"

[pbmax]

Sounds like "Smear the queer" or 'shinny' in hockey when you don't have enough players for teams.

We played that at recess until the teachers and administrators asked us to find another game.

We renamed it Kill the Guy (with the ball) and continued. Nothing like recess to exhaust you for afternoon lessons.

[pbmax]

I find watching heterosexual humans or two women thrusting and rubbing and using their tongue muscles to be the supreme form of athletic endeavor, both in terms of participating and viewing.

And what do you call that game Fritz?

[bobblehead]

Do you think he can swim?

Nah...not bouyant.

[bobblehead]

Also, im Aussie, look at all these talented Australian players trying to make it in the NFL, they measure up size/speed wise, they just dont get it. The best Aussie(foreign players also) players are kickers and punters, because its the easiest position and it actually translates to a skill they have that was consistently utilised. Standout rugby players with speed dont have to have the agility to run routes, only to run around or through players in a certain way.

Who remembers the name of the Vikings 6th round pick from Germany from last years draft? Neither do I. What about that freak athlete from the UK that was signed as a DE by the 49ers 4-5 years ago? I think you gotta love the game to really learn and understand its intricacies.

Heard by Viking fans about a decade ago:

"We got Brock Lesner...the NEXT BIG THING BABY. We are going to win an OWL for sure!!!"

[bobblehead]

And what do you call that game Fritz?

Porn

[pbmax]

Porn

That's the transmission medium, though. Could be what he calls in real life, like Xerox or Kleenex are now common nouns and verbs.

Seems like a bad pickup line though.

[mraynrand]

I find watching heterosexual humans or two women thrusting and rubbing and using their tongue muscles to be the supreme form of athletic endeavor, both in terms of participating and viewing.

Diane Lane "Vital Signs" nuff said

[Fritz]

"You're a BAD MAN!"

I am.

And I will second your Diane Lane call. Yes indeed.

And how about that Usain Bolt?

[QBME]

That's the transmission medium, though. Could be what he calls in real life, like Xerox or Kleenex are now common nouns and verbs.

Seems like a bad pickup line though.

Ah, PB. Nobody makes copies anymore.
Sigh, youth is wasted on the young.

[pbmax]

Ah, PB. Nobody makes copies anymore.
Sigh, youth is wasted on the young.

So am I paying a lease on this copying machine just so I can email a scan to myself?

[George Cumby]

I find watching heterosexual humans or two women thrusting and rubbing and using their tongue muscles to be the supreme form of athletic endeavor, both in terms of participating and viewing.

This post made me go back a page in the thread to find out what I had missed.