The Cincinnati Kid

[Radagast]

Ive been waiting for this!!

Agreed about not knowing other teams is not a knowledgeable fan. When I get to watch other teams games (which is almost every week in CA) it does make it easy to pick winners. I also like going all Romo and predicting play calling based on situation and tendency. Armchair QB shit really. Under M3 the Packers where sadly easy to predict. This season has been fun because of all the new things we are seeing.

I’m just laughing because I found it way off because again, the bengals? Based on history, unless you’re going to be ignorant to it, the organization is known for taking great talents and destroying the potential by being a terribly run organization from crappy coaching to blind ownership. Timing and situation play a larger factor than you probably give credit to. Not everything amounts to statistics. Example that you will understand. How many wipes can you get out of those last 10 pieces of Charmin? Depends, was it a smooth delivery, was there splashing, did you eat Taco Bell before? So many variables but at the end we are still talking about shit.

Well we are talking about the bengals!

I don't disagree with your assessment. What I forgot was to present a simple prediction so an 8 year old child could understand it.

Cincinnati, the worst team in the NFL should end up with the #1 pick in the 2020 NFL Draft. I predict that they select Joe Burrow, QB/LSU as the #1 overall draft pick.(period)

[RashanGary]

I don't disagree with your assessment. What I forgot was to present a simple prediction so an 8 year old child could understand it.

Cincinnati, the worst team in the NFL should end up with the #1 pick in the 2020 NFL Draft. I predict that they select Joe Burrow, QB/LSU as the #1 overall draft pick.(period)

You approach your conversations with the social lubrication of a dry rape in prison.

But you’re smart in some ways and unique so it’s entertaining!

[Radagast]

You approach your conversations with the social lubrication of a dry rape in prison.

You sound like you speak with the voice of one experienced. Did you enjoy yourself in prison Lucy?

[RashanGary]

You sound like you speak with the voice of one experienced. Did you enjoy yourself in prison Lucy?

Don’t knock it till you try it, buttercup.

[RashanGary]

My dad was in and out of prison and the first time I saw him in 8 years he took me drunk driving a told me he was going to rape my stepdad and throw him over the ford bridge. Prison Mike had a way with words. That was when I realized that rapes were territorial and personal. Those influences helped shape me into the wonderful and wise person I am today.

[RashanGary]

It ran through my mind, Prison Mike, dude, we’re not in a Detroit prison right now. We’re driving drunk in the back roads of northern Wisconsin. After our drunk driving bonding time, he came back to my moms house and chain smoked Winston 100s with the filters broken off and talked about what he was gonna do to my stepdad. This was before cell phones. My mom and step dad were in the next room over. They may have been sleeping at one point, but I’m certain they were lying there awake and scared, wishing they kept a gun in their room or they it was 2004 and cell phones were a thing.

[RashanGary]

I was so proud!

[RashanGary]

And that is a true story. Absolutely fully true. And I got so drunk I took a dump in the bathtub that night. Yep. And now here I am, never went to prison yet! Proud of that!

[MadtownPacker]

Well that explains a lot of my first impression when I met you.

Sounds like the basis of FOX show The Prodigal Son.

[RashanGary]

You guys may remember a brief 5-7 year span of near retardism after a near fatal suicide attempt in 2010. I literally could hardly read or write for months and it took years 7-8 years to finally feel almost normal.

BUT!!! Brain damage is an interesting way to get a new perspective on life. I wouldn’t trade it.

[RashanGary]

Well that explains a lot of my first impression when I met you.

Sounds like the basis of FOX show The Prodigal Son.

I always felt really understood by you when you named me lunatic rat. Some people just hate me, but you really understood.

[Radagast]

You guys may remember a brief 5-7 year span of near retardism after a near fatal suicide attempt in 2010. I literally could hardly read or write for months and it took years 7-8 years to finally feel almost normal.

BUT!!! Brain damage is an interesting way to get a new perspective on life. I wouldn’t trade it.

I'm not sure if your making this all up or if it is the truth. Knowing for sure could change the way that I and others respond to your post. Don't know if there is a way to verify your claims.

[MadtownPacker]

I always felt really understood by you when you named me lunatic rat. Some people just hate me, but you really understood.

I guess you can say it takes one to know one!

You are a forum treasure, are home, and are loved here.

[MadtownPacker]

I don't disagree with your assessment. What I forgot was to present a simple prediction so an 8 year old child could understand it.

Cincinnati, the worst team in the NFL should end up with the #1 pick in the 2020 NFL Draft. I predict that they select Joe Burrow, QB/LSU as the #1 overall draft pick.(period)

Noooo, I think it’s best you stay away from young children.

Better you be like a jr high teacher told me once when I made her mad, “do I have to say it in Spanish for you understand??”. Haha! Crazy ass redhead broad.

[hoosier]

That's some hardcore *&^%, RG. Props to you for pulling through.