State of Nutz

[Anti-Polar Bear]

S’up , Nutz. Still listening to Pac and showing Remember the Titans to your players?

It’s April. Why are you MIA? You usually come out of hibernation this time of the year for draft chats.

I’d like your opinion on Zach Wilson, the hotshot Mormon QB from BYU. Would you trade Aaron Rodgers to the Jets for 3 1sts (including the #2 pick) and 2 2nds and a 3rd?

[texaspackerbacker]

Would you, APB?

[Fritz]

Thank you, Their should actually be no long term effects since they kept almost all of his meniscus, he did damage the part of the tibia when the ACL let go and the Femur cracked down on it. That may cause some arthritis later in life but by that point in time we should all have removable legs with robotic tracks instead.

What the hell kind of kicker is he, Nutz, going down the field to make a tackle and getting injured?

Man, you should have sent him to the JK Scott School of Coverage.

On a serious note, congrats, Nutz, on the defensive coordinator position. Are you still going to post on Packerrats once Green Bay hires you a few years from now to coach the linebackers?

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Would you, APB?

You would have to tune in to my 2021 My Mastery Mockery of a Draft perceive the answer to that question.

I was too melancholic at this time last year to compose the 2020 edition. For what’s it’s worth, I woulda mocked the Oedipal son of ex-NFL great John Taylor, Jon Taylor, RB, Wisconsin, to the Packers in the 1st.

And in the 7th, QB J-Love. Josh, not Jordan.