Da Bears (A Lambeau Rumble)

[Fritz]

Yes it's round two for the Packers and the Bears in this 2019 Season. Both teams enter this game coming of NFC East victories.

Chicago has gotten better sense week 1 , but not enough to beat GB at home.

Green Bay --- 31

Chicago --- 19

Well, folks, it's that time of year: a December game with playoff implications for both teams. That means it's time to renew old traditions here at Packerrats. I first saw this joke, I believe, on the old JSO chat site, and thought it fitting and proper to re-tell it here - again. It's an oldy but a goody.

Two hunters, Johnny and Stosh, were trekking through fields with their rifles toward their deer stands. Johnny was a Packer fan going way back to the Lombardi glory days, but Stosh was a fierce Bears' fan. The two came to an old wooden fence, and found an ewe had gotten stuck between the rails, bright pink ass sticking out at them.

"Well, look at dat der," says Stosh.

"Lemme show you what we do wit dat," says Johnny. So ol' Johnny unbuckled himself, and ambled over to the crying ewe. Once positioned, he dropped his drawers and pleasured himself at the poor young sheep's expense. Like all male Packer fans, Johnny was prodigiously gifted, and so the ewe baa-ed and cried until she got comfortable and her groans were groans of pleasure. When he finished, Johnny sighed with satisfaction and pulled up his pants, buckling himself back up. Johnny stepped back and once again stood next to Stosh.

"Okay," Johnny says, and he gestured at the ewe at the fence. "Your turn, Stosh."

"Oh, right den," says Stosh, and he unbuckled, then shoved his pants down until they puddled around his ankles. Stosh then shuffled up to the fence.

As Johnny's eyes widened in surprise, Stosh bent over and pushed himself between the two tops rails until he was wedged in, his oily pimpled behind sticking out, an angry-looking hemmorhoid peaking out between his cheeks.

"Okay!" Stosh calls out to Johnny. "I'm ready!"

[Patler]

I'm aware that LT B.Bulaga left the last game injured. Is he expected to remain out or will another start in his place vs Chicago?

Against the Redskins? I thought he played the whole game. He left the 49er game early.

[Joemailman]

Bulaga played 60 of 62 snaps against Washington.

[Patler]

Bulaga played 60 of 62 snaps against Washington.

Where do you get snap count info? I know it is at the back of the NFL Gamebooks, but I can never reliably find links to the Gamebooks on the NFL site. Sometimes there is a link on the game details page, but not always.

[Joemailman]

Where do you get snap count info? I know it is at the back of the NFL Gamebooks, but I can never reliably find links to the Gamebooks on the NFL site. Sometimes there is a link on the game details page, but not always.

https://www.pro-football-reference.c...1912080gnb.htm

Find the link for the box score for that game and scroll down.

[pbmax]

Great. Now i am laughing and cannot tell anyone why.

Thanks Fritz.

[pbmax]

Good rundown on state of defense by League ranks.

https://www.espn.com/blog/green-bay-packers/post/_/id/48255/packers-have-got-a-defense-but-its-hard-to-figure?platform=amp&__twitter_impression=true

[Joemailman]

Kevin Burkhardt and Charles Davis with the call.

[pbmax]

Akiem Hicks possibly back this week.

[hoosier]

Thought he was done for the season. Still, you have to be able to beat the Bears.

[hoosier]

I'm aware that LT B.Bulaga left the last game injured.

Against the Redskins? I thought he played the whole game. He left the 49er game early.

Wait, the Packers left tackle got hurt and left the game?

[Joemailman]

This is as big a game as the Packers have played all year. Trubisky has put up very good numbers the last 3 weeks, better than Rodgers, although Rodgers has perhaps faced tougher defenses. Although most would agree Rodgers is not the player he once was, how often has he not come through against the Bears? If Trubisky could come into Lambeau, outplay Rodgers and lead the Bears to victory, it could change the was a lot of people look at the 2 franchises. Rodgers needs to raise his level of play above what it's been lately. As Kevin Greene said to Clay Matthews, "It is time."

[Radagast]

I must assume then that who will start at LT for GB is a mystery.

Who on the Bears defense regularly opposes GB's LT?

What Bear WR or RB or TE is credited with the most yardage/TDs?

Who is the Bears best CB?

Who leads the Bears in solo tackles? Sacks?

[Patler]

https://www.pro-football-reference.c...1912080gnb.htm

Find the link for the box score for that game and scroll down.

Thanks! Much appreciated.

[Patler]

I must assume then that who will start at LT for GB is a mystery.

What are you talking about?