Official Vikings Week Thread

[Joemailman]

Schefter reporting Dalvin Cook unlikely to play this week.

[Cheesehead Craig]

Schefter reporting Dalvin Cook unlikely to play this week.

According to pb, RBs don't matter. So really this is a non-story.

[MadtownPacker]

They still have Barr and he did break Rodgers.

Winner winner, fermented rotten fish dinner!!

This is what I’m talking about. Not some fan, someone on the team to hate! Why isn’t this sorry ahole despised by all Packers fans? He got Rodgers late and drove him into the ground if I recall.

[MadScientist]

New entry for damning with faint praise.

JSOnline
Jake Kumerow, Allen Lazard and Geronimo Allison are tall, long-armed bulldogs who block like tight ends when they're not asked to get open.

https://t.co/Hcy6baryMX?amp=1

Well I think he meant blocks like TE's are supposed to block, not like Packers TE's block.

But it is bad when the receiving corps is best known for their blocking ability.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

I missed yas while I was away practicing guitar.

Yo Harrell, wanna be the Elton John to my Bernie Taupin? I can write lyrics for any genre. Even country (this is a rough draft):

Underneath the cold southern sky
A dark-skinned beauty and I
We danced away our youth in the
Danced away in the gay Kentucky rye

Altruistic beauty of Alcazar
They'll never love us for who we are

Chorus:
A hapless lad on his lifeless throne
I'm meant to fuck life away alone
And so in the closet I hide
A million miles from your side
Drag queens, they come and go
But you, oh, I loved you so

Your beauty and your touch
We did it and we did it way too much
If Jack and Enis were mice and man
Then in the rye you kept me sane

Altruistic beauty of Alcazar
They'll never love us for who we are

Chorus:
A hapless lad on his lifeless throne
I'm meant to fuck life away alone
And so in the closet I hide
A million miles from your side
Drag queens, they come and go
But you, oh, I loved you so

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Btw, fuck the Queens and their bird-killing citadel.

The new Metrosexual dome, thanks to its reflective glass of horror kills more birds per year than Tony O'Day on his 100 acres slave plantation.

[pbmax]

According to pb, RBs don't matter. So really this is a non-story.

You’ve boxed me in, I want to agree with me but I also don’t want to call for a loss.

[pbmax]

Could the Captain or other Rat adapt the killah lyrics in a song to slam Bird Dome?

Bird Dome: two teams enter, 20 birds bite the dust.

[texaspackerbacker]

That dome has been death for two varieties of birds this season - not to mention two other varieties in the preseason.

[Cheesehead Craig]

Btw, fuck the Queens and their bird-killing citadel.

The new Metrosexual dome, thanks to its reflective glass of horror kills more birds per year than Tony O'Day on his 100 acres slave plantation.

Funny, there was a study done and the stadium is like 5th in building responsible for bird deaths in downtown Minneapolis.

I get that it's a funny bit to rip on the Vikings, but it's a story that was so loud early on has gone down to a whisper here locally.

[pbmax]

Funny, there was a study done and the stadium is like 5th in building responsible for bird deaths in downtown Minneapolis.

I get that it's a funny bit to rip on the Vikings, but it's a story that was so loud early on has gone down to a whisper here locally.

Were you going to originally post this on Purple Pride?

[pbmax]

https://twitter.com/Peter_Bukowski/status/1207754069814730753

Great video and review of Rodgers calling a LaFleur/Shanny play. Includes a throw to the middle of the field. Hmmm.

[RashanGary]

Yo Harrell, wanna be the Elton John to my Bernie Taupin? I can write lyrics for any genre. Even country (this is a rough draft):

Underneath the cold southern sky
A dark-skinned beauty and I
We danced away our youth in the
Danced away in the gay Kentucky rye

Altruistic beauty of Alcazar
They'll never love us for who we are

Chorus:
A hapless lad on his lifeless throne
I'm meant to fuck life away alone
And so in the closet I hide
A million miles from your side
Drag queens, they come and go
But you, oh, I loved you so

Your beauty and your touch
We did it and we did it way too much
If Jack and Enis were mice and man
Then in the rye you kept me sane

Altruistic beauty of Alcazar
They'll never love us for who we are

Chorus:
A hapless lad on his lifeless throne
I'm meant to fuck life away alone
And so in the closet I hide
A million miles from your side
Drag queens, they come and go
But you, oh, I loved you so

My first song is about losing my ex gf to heroin. My next one is gonna be about the sheeple (humanity at large.) so far i just have “wake up sheeple, you’re being milked like dairy cattle, for your brains.” It’s really light and uplifting.

[pbmax]

PFF GB Packers @PFF_Packers
Pictured: The only rookie Guard or Tackle to not allow a sack - minimum 100 pass blocking snaps. (Jenkins has played 512).
#GoPackGo

[George Cumby]

PFF GB Packers @PFF_Packers
Pictured: The only rookie Guard or Tackle to not allow a sack - minimum 100 pass blocking snaps. (Jenkins has played 512).
#GoPackGo

Leeeeeeeeeroy Jenkins!