Official Vikings Week Thread

[Tony Oday]

Leeeeeeeeeroy Jenkins!

At least he got chicken

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I have no comment about the Packers health.

Bill Huber @BillHuberSI
Marcedes Lewis, presumably veteran rest, only player not working today.

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Bill Huber @BillHuberSI
No play yet for Raven Greene, LaFleur says, though he could potentially return if the season extends. He was not going through the DB drills today.

[CaptainKickass]

Could the Captain or other Rat adapt the killah lyrics in a song to slam Bird Dome?

Bird Dome: two teams enter, 20 birds bite the dust.

Thanks for thinking of me on this.

I could.

But... I don't think I will.

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Thanks for thinking of me on this.

I could.

But... I don't think I will.

Thanks for letting me down gently Captain.

[George Cumby]

Bill Huber @BillHuberSI
No play yet for Raven Greene, LaFleur says, though he could potentially return if the season extends. He was not going through the DB drills today.

Nevermore

[Fritz]

Thanks for letting me down gently Captain.

No problem , Tennille.

[Cheesehead Craig]

Were you going to originally post this on Purple Pride?

It's my one nice thing for Ras this week

[HarveyWallbangers]

Greene was really good the first two games. I doubt he'll be any kind of condition to play much--even if he returned.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

My first song is about losing my ex gf to heroin. My next one is gonna be about the sheeple (humanity at large.) so far i just have “wake up sheeple, you’re being milked like dairy cattle, for your brains.” It’s really light and uplifting.

Sorry about your ex, man. Hit me up if you ever wanna collaborate. I can write awesome lyrics when my mind ain’t clouded by amorous vids, but I can’t sing worth a lick.

Btw, the rough draft is about a dude who was in love in his youth. But b/c society considers he and his lover’s relationship a taboo, he cowardly ended up opting to hide in a closet. Now graying, he’s regretting the decision, as he has no one else to occupy his throne. I call it:

Ted is Trapped in the Closet: the Final Chapter

[Anti-Polar Bear]

PFF GB Packers @PFF_Packers
Pictured: The only rookie Guard or Tackle to not allow a sack - minimum 100 pass blocking snaps. (Jenkins has played 512).
#GoPackGo

Gutekunst could’ve drafted Metcalf instead of the Fucking Center and still gotten another fucking center, Mike Dieter of Wisconsin, now a starter at guard for the Fins, in the 3rd.

Drop off in talent between Fucking Center and Dieter wouldn’t be noticeable, although the Pack starting 5 would be whiter. (Remember the great OL of Bak, Sitton, Linsley, Lang and Bulaga? As ODay world say, make the Pack OL white again!)

Drop off in talent between Sloth and Metcalf is obviously noticeable. German Shepard’s decision to take the Fucking Center over Metcalf pretty much foreshadowed a bitter conclusion for the Packers in this star-crossed season.

Sadly, Pack ain’t got the WMDs to out-nuke the likes of NO, Sea, SF and perhaps even the fucking Queens.

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USAToday Packerswire:

Packers rookie OLB Greg Roberts, still on PUP list, begins practicing

[Fritz]

USAToday Packerswire:

Packers rookie OLB Greg Roberts, still on PUP list, begins practicing

Another Bruce Wilkerson Award candidate surfaces.

[pbmax]

This game is on Monday?!

Arrrgh.

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