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Inspired by a recent post. Allow me, Captain Kickass, the distinct privilege of introducing you to an exciting, new addition to your vernacular. A method of making you sound more verbose by expanding your personally available library of nomenclature. I present this carefully curated, portmanteau-style addition to your vocabulary:
Buckmanisms™
Noun
Joe Buck + Troy Aikman = Buckman™
<insert completely imagined .gif images of Aikman and Buck headshot photos, slowly merging into an amalgam of the two bastards!>
ism = things attributed to
ism ĭz′əm
n.
A suffix implying the practice, system, doctrine, theory, principle, or abstract idea of that which is signified or implied by the word to which it is subjoined: as, dogmatism, spiritualism, socialism, Atticism, Americanism, Gallicism, terrorism, vandalism, republicanism, Mormonism etc. Or in this case, implying the stupefying alliterations of the entity further referred to and yes, by now the much better known as, entity of Buckman™
Therefore,
Buckmanisms™ = Stupid things either Joe Buck or Troy Aikman say during game broadcasts
I'll kick this one off.
As I re-watched the Lambeau loss to the Eagles, I re-heard, and yes I re-laughed, at this classic "Buckmanism™". And I directly quote this eloquent verbal delivery:
Please contribute any observed Buckmanisms™ to this very official thread.
(This thread is official only and completely official because of the word "official" in the thread title. and tastefully scattered about the thread for officially good measure, per the normal and yes, very official process as evidenced and outlined by most other official threads found anywhere within this forum!)
Buckmanisms™
Noun
Joe Buck + Troy Aikman = Buckman™
<insert completely imagined .gif images of Aikman and Buck headshot photos, slowly merging into an amalgam of the two bastards!>
ism = things attributed to
ism ĭz′əm
n.
A suffix implying the practice, system, doctrine, theory, principle, or abstract idea of that which is signified or implied by the word to which it is subjoined: as, dogmatism, spiritualism, socialism, Atticism, Americanism, Gallicism, terrorism, vandalism, republicanism, Mormonism etc. Or in this case, implying the stupefying alliterations of the entity further referred to and yes, by now the much better known as, entity of Buckman™
Therefore,
Buckmanisms™ = Stupid things either Joe Buck or Troy Aikman say during game broadcasts
I'll kick this one off.
As I re-watched the Lambeau loss to the Eagles, I re-heard, and yes I re-laughed, at this classic "Buckmanism™". And I directly quote this eloquent verbal delivery:
Originally posted by Troy Aikman
(This thread is official only and completely official because of the word "official" in the thread title. and tastefully scattered about the thread for officially good measure, per the normal and yes, very official process as evidenced and outlined by most other official threads found anywhere within this forum!)
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