The Shadow's Simple Drafting Guidelines

[The Shadow]

1. DO NOT draft any player clad in a red suit & matching bow tie. This will be a bit tricky this year. But video chat with him before the selection & carefully observe his getup.
2. DO NOT draft anyone named "Ha Ha", "Hee Hee", "Ho Ho", "Hoo Haw", "Tee Hee" or "Quee Queeg".
3. DO consult with Ted Thompson about 2nd round receivers. Then : lock him out of the room.
4. DO NOT draft the workout warrior or "physical freak" over the lumpy, bumpy, too-short proven football player. Rely on the tape - not the combine workout numbers.
5. Always DO choose instincts over speed. Otherwise, another Orrin Burks is headed your way.
6. DO NOT feel you have to trade up & down all over the damn place to show how aggressive you are. Let the board dictate your moves.
7. DO start taking a few fliers on exotic project players - but only after Round 4.

[pbmax]

We can only draft Abdul Hodge so many times Shadow.

[Joemailman]

Do not elevate a player on your board because he "blew up the combine".

Do use the combine to downgrade players who were good players in college but who showed at the combine a lack of athleticism needed to excel in the NFL.

[RashanGary]

Racist

[mraynrand]

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2. DO NOT draft anyone named "Ha Ha", "Hee Hee", "Ho Ho", "Hoo Haw", "Tee Hee" or "Quee Queeg".

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BOMNF!!

[pbmax]

Would Shadow have been OK with Tee Higgins?