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What is up, Pack fans and Queens fans. My name is Tank Elf Duke, or TED for short, your favorite poster not named Partial, your funniest poster not named Harlan, and your humblest poster not named Madtown.
It’s a brand, bland new season. A brand, bland new hope. Yet, nothing has changed for moi at all. Still flipping burgers for the minimum-wage. Still living a wretched life devoid of marriage.
First, a shout out to Pbmax. We need you back badly, man. Who the fuck is gonna start the Zombo, or is Banjo post-game thread? Certainly not moi - my Twitter account @D’Tyrant Michaels has been censored.
Prof Rand, we know you’re larking. Swallow your ego and start posting again. You, Tex and Fosco are the only ones left who haven’t put moi on their ignore list. I certainly crave your attention!
Since this is a Queens game, allow moi to remind y’all once again that hip hop safety Harrison Smith coulda donned the Green and Gold. In an act of incompetence, the Polar Bear took Nick Perry instead.
As for the game itself, it’s gonna be a shutout. 72-0, Packers.
Power to the Packers!
It’s a brand, bland new season. A brand, bland new hope. Yet, nothing has changed for moi at all. Still flipping burgers for the minimum-wage. Still living a wretched life devoid of marriage.
First, a shout out to Pbmax. We need you back badly, man. Who the fuck is gonna start the Zombo, or is Banjo post-game thread? Certainly not moi - my Twitter account @D’Tyrant Michaels has been censored.
Prof Rand, we know you’re larking. Swallow your ego and start posting again. You, Tex and Fosco are the only ones left who haven’t put moi on their ignore list. I certainly crave your attention!
Since this is a Queens game, allow moi to remind y’all once again that hip hop safety Harrison Smith coulda donned the Green and Gold. In an act of incompetence, the Polar Bear took Nick Perry instead.
As for the game itself, it’s gonna be a shutout. 72-0, Packers.
Power to the Packers!
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