THE LAURELS OF FUCKDOGGERY: 2020 Weekly Barnabus Fuckdoggle Award Thread

[Fritz]

I think that was a Duckfoggle: backasswards. But Bart cut his ass a month after that Bears game, reportedly because he was bringing too much blow into the locker room, so maybe it was a fuckdoggle.

But I think Marcol's real fuckdoggle moment was post retirement when he survived his self-administered cocktail of vodka, battery acid and warfarin. I don't think he really understood how warfarin works, by the way, but that doesn't make the survival story any less dramatic.

"Gosh darn it, Chester, you know the rules: no more than two lines per player in the locker room. You're out of here!"

[run pMc]

I don't think there's really been a fuckdoggle the last two games. These young drafted guys have to produce eventually, and it's not like we didn't see them before.
Barnes pretty much came out of nowhere.

[Guiness]

his first NFL game in nearly four years

Really? Wow
Wikipedia says he played in '16, tore his ACL during a preaseason game in '17, out of football in '18 and IR'd with a triceps injury in '19. Oh, ended up on IR in late in the '15 season as well!

[RashanGary]

Barnes, chandon, lazard, big bob, Lucas Patrick

Our top undrafted guys right now. It's a pretty strong scrap heap compilation.

[Joemailman]

Malik Taylor. Darrius Shepherd. This is your big chance.

[Joemailman]

I mean, how many had even heard of Henry Black?

[smuggler]

He's a BBD. Big Black 'Doggle.

[CaptainKickass]

I mean, how many had even heard of Henry Black?

I had heard of him only because I saw his name added to the roster, but that was it. Hands down this weeks Fuckdoggle in my opinion. Out of nowhere a game changing play was made and I was all "Wait. Who the hell is that?"

[Joemailman]

Dominique Daffney - Undrafted guy who played at 3 different colleges. Signed to practice squad in October. Added to roster in December. Scores 1st TD as Packers clinch #1 seed. Ultimate Fuckdoggle.

[George Cumby]

Agreed.

[KYPack]

Ultimate Fuckdoggle indeed. I loved his TD play. The Bears didn't know who he was and neither did I. I've gone from hating our TE room last year to loving it w/ Marcedes, Big Bob with the breakthru year, and this kid. Jace S has got to be looking over his shoulder.

[RashanGary]

Of Stergberger can learn pass pro he’ll be fine. But to put a guy on the field who runs 4.7 and pass protects worse than Lazard who runs 4.5..... why? Just why?

If you’re a TE and a clear downgrade receiving from a WR then you better be able to do tight end things. Stergberger can’t. Period.

[Zool]

Sturgeon is an injury waiting to happen. They are going to lose patience early with all the other options.

[RashanGary]

Less fuckdoggles in the lucky lafleur injury era

[RashanGary]

McCarthy was good for 14 IR players per year and 7 additional injury inactives every week. Fuckdoggles were a real thing back then