Official Degenerate Gamblers Thread

[GB-Brandon]

[bobblehead]

I'm on the bills train as well. Have been since I researched the "they haven't played anyone" and saw the schedule they actually played

[RashanGary]

I don't like to bet against filthy phil

[MadtownPacker]

I thought the tinfoil hats were in fyi

Its ok because it is football related delusional disorder with RG.

[RashanGary]

Filthy Phil 8th all time qb wins. He's pretty good. But buffalo is in it too

[RashanGary]

Its ok because it is football related delusional disorder with RG.

or I'm right! :

[GB-Brandon]

Today on The big game I’m maxing out a three team Parlay and pressuring it with Tampa ML along with Tampa straight ML Bet!

It has sucked listening about “Tom Brady” the last two weeks and that’s mainly due too Brian Gute Gutekunst and Matt LaFluer so the whole world can blame them too for having to hear it the last two weeks Non-Stop. I’m taking Tampa in this game because of that narrative and also their defense. They are getting their safeties back. Vea will be 100 percent. AB84 will be a go. Chiefs are without their starting LT and have a suspect defense. I like Tampa is this game.

So Thank You Brian Gutekunst and Matt LaFluer!! Now We get to hear about “Tom Brady” Non-Fucken Stop all off-season Now!!

Mine as well win some Fucken $ on the +135!!

[GB-Brandon]

Pound that Shit too!! $$$

Bet Details:
102 Buccaneers (+135) (NFL)
555 Heat (-235) (NBA)
797 Iowa (-155) (NCAA Men)

[RashanGary]

I got the refs fucking kc on a medium sized bet to finish up 33% this season and double what I deposited last year. With my referee betting evolving i expect to finish better next year. Could be triple up in three years.

[RashanGary]

I’ve made quite a few high risks bets and never won one in two years so just one lucky win and I’m almost a double up gambler. I’m not smart. I bet on refs in certain situations when the whole world bets one way, I go the other.

[RashanGary]

The 2021/22 SB odds came out after the SB was played. I took the teams with the most covid cap free agency money and placed some small bets. I got New England at +4000. Down to +2500 and dropping. Cam should be much improved in 2021 as well. It's little bets like that, like betting on KC a year ago when Mahommed was injured and betting on SF in the NFC last year after week 2.... Small bets that have me doubled up in two years of betting.

[RashanGary]

I got the Giants in the east at +550

Slayton/Golladay outside
Shepherd in the slot
Engram/Rudolph sharing TE duties
Barkley back
Danny Dimes


The OL is suspect. Can solder have one last decent year at RT? Will Andrew Thomas grow into his LT role? They have one for sure guard and some questions inside

If they get some OL luck, I love that offense. Danny Dimes gonna go off.

[Bretsky]

What does +550 mean ?

[Joemailman]

What does +550 mean ?

It means you win $550 on a $100 bet.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

It means you win $550 on a $100 bet.

WHAT???!!! Fuck you, Brandon!!!

Around this time last year I was in Green Bay to meet up for a drink with Harrell at the “Oval Office.” Stopped by a Green Bay branch of the Canadian bank where I deposit my minimum-wage paychecks, to cash out a check. Since I was meeting up with Harrell at a strip joint, I asked the hot teller for a wad of Washingtons.

Afterwards, I saw none other than ole Brandon waiting in line, a-holding a thick blue plastic bag, presumably at the bank to deposit his gambling winnings.

I was like, “S’up, playa.”

Brandon noticed my wad, and asked, “Whatcha got there, peon?”

“Fruits of my labor,” I replied. “Hitting the strip joint with Harrell.”

“Fuck that motherfucker,” he said. “Say, how much ya got there?”

“209 frogskins, homie.”

Brandon looked surprised. “What, you make the minimum-wage? The system is failing you, bro.”

I nodded my head in approval.

Brandon smiled and said, “Say, why don’t you give me your wad and I’ll put it on the Packers at -669 to win the Super Bowl.”

“I ain’t no gambler, homie. -669 translates into what, homie?

Brandon was like, “It’s kinda complex. Don’t worry about it. I can confidently assure you that if the Packers win the Super Bowl, with your 209 at -669, you ain’t got to work again - ever. Retire somewhere exotic and live the rest of your life drenched in erotic amores.”

Brandon had me at erotic. I transferred the wad over to him.

Thanks to Aaron “Fumble in the Clutch” Jones, Kevin “Got Beat By a White WR” King and Matt “Surrender Monkey” (go for it, you fucking French coward!!!) LaFleur, I’ll never get my hard-earned wad back, plus the sumptuous profit of -669.