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  • Losing Bakhtiari is like what.....?

    Losing David Blocktieri at the very end of this shitty 2020 is like what.....????

    Best I can come up with a couple of hours after learning this news is:

    It’s like losing your LEFT NUT.

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    Bak is a very good Yokozuna, but c’mon, man! Chill the fuck up. Ain’t like 12, 17, 33 or 23 was KIA.

    My pal Nutz could be signed off the ‘urbs of the MKE, and the Packers wouldn’t miss a fucking beat. If you’re gonna take a Fucking Center over DK Metcalf, might as well play the Fucking Center at the LT.

    Disclosure: I ain’t Bak’s biggest fan. Not cos he has long hair, but b/c he’s Italian. The Italians prosecuted, persecuted and executed a hero of mine, Spartacus.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Anti-Polar Bear View Post
      Bak is a very good Yokozuna, but c’mon, man! Chill the fuck up. Ain’t like 12, 17, 33 or 23 was KIA.

      My pal Nutz could be signed off the ‘urbs of the MKE, and the Packers wouldn’t miss a fucking beat. If you’re gonna take a Fucking Center over DK Metcalf, might as well play the Fucking Center at the LT.

      Disclosure: I ain’t Bak’s biggest fan. Not cos he has long hair, but b/c he’s Italian. The Italians prosecuted, persecuted and executed a hero of mine, Spartacus.
      Bakhtiari is Iranian.
      I can't run no more
      With that lawless crowd
      While the killers in high places
      Say their prayers out loud
      But they've summoned, they've summoned up
      A thundercloud
      They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Joemailman View Post
        Bakhtiari is Iranian.
        Wrong, he's Bakhtaruvian. They're their own breed
        --
        Imagine for a moment a world without hypothetical situations...

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Joemailman View Post
          Bakhtiari is Iranian.
          What?!?! I’ve always assumed Bak was Italian.

          No wonder Tex ain’t too fond of Bak. Tex probably has nightmares about long-haired Iranians.
          Last edited by Guest; 01-01-2021, 11:02 AM.

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          • #6
            I didn't even know he was a damn Iranian, and his damn hair was pretty far from my mind. I used to be slightly against him mainly because the was virtually worshipped by so many in here - the sacred cow thing. I will concede that he has been good - great would be a real stretch.

            APB pretty much nailed it about the idea that we would be far far worse off it any of those other numbers went down. I say again, we will be fine without him. Whatshisname on the "pack-a-day" podcast on youtube basically said the same thing.
            What could be more GOOD and NORMAL and AMERICAN than Packer Football?

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            • #7
              Happy New Year. You're all wrong. Bakh is Californian. Of Iranian AND Icelandic descent. Why are people always giving Iceland the short shrift, the cold shoulder?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by texaspackerbacker View Post
                I didn't even know he was a damn Iranian, and his damn hair was pretty far from my mind. I used to be slightly against him mainly because the was virtually worshipped by so many in here - the sacred cow thing. I will concede that he has been good - great would be a real stretch.

                APB pretty much nailed it about the idea that we would be far far worse off it any of those other numbers went down. I say again, we will be fine without him. Whatshisname on the "pack-a-day" podcast on youtube basically said the same thing.
                Agreed. All’s a-OK. If the Packers could survive Marshal Newhouse at LT, no reason they can’t do the same with the Fucking Center. And Jenkins might be more polished as a Yokozuna than Newhouse was back in the days.

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                • #9
                  Undressing a hot chick to find out she has a penis?
                  Formerly known as JustinHarrell.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by hoosier View Post
                    Happy New Year. You're all wrong. Bakh is Californian. Of Iranian AND Icelandic descent. Why are people always giving Iceland the short shrift, the cold shoulder?
                    I don’t celebrate New Years anymore. The new year ain’t gonna change my wretched existence for the better. Odds are, I’ll still be flipping burgers for the minimum wage come January 1, 2022.

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                    • #11
                      If you lived in Iceland you would t have to be flipping burgers

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by RashanGary View Post
                        Undressing a hot chick to find out she has a penis?

                        So like BACK, you table the idea but come back to play in 9 months ?
                        TERD Buckley over Troy Vincent, Robert Ferguson over Chris Chambers, Kevn King instead of TJ Watt, and now, RICH GANNON, over JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY LEONARD. Thank you FLOWER

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Bretsky View Post
                          So like BACK, you table the idea but come back to play in 9 months ?
                          of course
                          Formerly known as JustinHarrell.

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