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  • Bring Back Mazzin, err, Claymaker!

    Gordon Ramsey just landed on the IR. Even with Z, P and Gary Lightbody remaining uptight and upright (for now), our beloved Packers could use extra depth to patrol the edges in the rye. Plus, the Packers could use a starter at the Mike or Mick. Claymaker has experience at ILB. Claymaker has experience in Brent Barry’s Pistol Force 3-2 defense.

    Keith Barnes and Ruvell Martian can’t hold Fred Warner’s jockstrap, and therefore they ain’t starter material. They’re just JAGs, as King Friday likes to say.

    PS: On his MySpace and Xanga social media spaces, 12, replying to a Cobb curious post, was like, “Bring back long-haired hombres; Bring back the Claymaker!” Interesting post by 12, as 12 has now assumed the duel roles of QB1/GM.
    Last edited by Guest; 08-14-2021, 09:17 AM. Reason: Damn iPhone XR. Coulda bought an iPhone 12, but gambled away frogskins.

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    When Clay was here and good, I tolerated his disgusting long hair. And if he was performance enhancing, it was Packer performance, so ok to that too. I kinda doubt he would still be good, though, especially not without an extra dose of illegal juice. Rotating our big three and maybe Garvin should be good enough.

    They say Barnes is doing pretty good this year, and the new guy, Campbell, certainly has the tools to be good. Matthews was better at ILB toward the end, but I kinda doubt he would be an upgrade there either. If it's for the vet minimum, though, fine, bring him in and let's see.
    What could be more GOOD and NORMAL and AMERICAN than Packer Football?

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    • #3
      Dbl post.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by texaspackerbacker View Post
        When Clay was here and good, I tolerated his disgusting long hair. And if he was performance enhancing, it was Packer performance, so ok to that too. I kinda doubt he would still be good, though, especially not without an extra dose of illegal juice. Rotating our big three and maybe Garvin should be good enough.

        They say Barnes is doing pretty good this year, and the new guy, Campbell, certainly has the tools to be good. Matthews was better at ILB toward the end, but I kinda doubt he would be an upgrade there either. If it's for the vet minimum, though, fine, bring him in and let's see.
        Rodgers appears to be sporting long hair this season. Don’t like it, go root for the Cowgirls, Tex.

        As for the Claymaker, the hombre has football in his genes. The juice may have helped him morph from a skinny, 170 lbs high school senior into a 245lbs Hulk, but it ain’t got anything to do with his Kung Fu. Claymaker bleeds futbol. Had 8 sacks in 13 games in LA. Can still play, methinks.

        Barnes can’t cover. Poor man’s Blake Martinez.

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        • #5
          I know! The packers could film Cobb & Mathews entering Lambeau from a cornfield! No, wait.....
          Who Knows? The Shadow knows!

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          • #6
            you are spanking to a memory. current photo

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Anti-Polar Bear View Post
              Bring back the Claymaker!”

              Once upon a time, more than a decennium ago, yours truly (that's me!) drank a bunch of beer and penned a Weird Al style parody song about Clay Matthews III. Then with help from drunken friends, recorded and published said parody song. Some guy named Len gave it some airplay and the legend was born. If Clay can rehash the past, then so can I

              Song:



              Vid:

              "Everyone's born anarchist and atheist until people start lying to them" ~ wise philosopher

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              • #8
                Here I thought you were joking.


                First, Aaron Rodgers would be a terrible GM.
                Secondly, why yes, why not bring back a 35 year old LB. So he's past his prime and didn't even play last year, his hamstrings might be good for a few snaps. What could go wrong?

                This is either crazy trolling, or laughingstock-of-the-league kind of stuff.

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                • #9
                  Mazzin was hot

                  She's probably making ching at a strip club somewhere though ...lol

                  FavreChild as well
                  TERD Buckley over Troy Vincent, Robert Ferguson over Chris Chambers, Kevn King instead of TJ Watt, and now, RICH GANNON, over JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY LEONARD. Thank you FLOWER

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                  • #10
                    No.

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                    • #11
                      Dafuq is a Mazzin?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by smuggler View Post
                        Dafuq is a Mazzin?
                        A young lady who used to post here.
                        Formerly known as JustinHarrell.

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                        • #13
                          With Z on IR, time to bring back the Claymaker! Gary’s overrated and the no names on the roster aren’t anything extraordinary.

                          Btw, awesome parody, Captain.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Anti-Polar Bear View Post
                            With Z on IR, time to bring back the Claymaker! Gary’s overrated and the no names on the roster aren’t anything extraordinary.

                            Btw, awesome parody, Captain.
                            Gary is twice the LB that Clay is right now.
                            Swede: My expertise in this area is extensive. The essential difference between a "battleship" and an "aircraft carrier" is that an aircraft carrier requires five direct hits to sink, but it takes only four direct hits to sink a battleship.

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                            • #15
                              Bring back Claymaker along with a steroid regime as long as a Rite-Aid receipt.

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