2021 Barnabus Fuckdoggle Season Award Prediction Thread

[Upnorth]

For a punter to be cut and then make a difference on the packers special teams, the ultimate weakness since 1997 I believe, is the very definition of fuckdoggel

[bobblehead]

Can a rookie 4th round pick starting at RG qualify? I'm loving Newman. Plus its fun to say like Seinfeld. Hello Newman.

If it has to be undrafted then yes, Barnes is the obvious choice with a sprinkle of Sullivan. If disaster hits Nijman could end up the call. And I think Heflin could play meaningful snaps. Packers have a 2nd in the NFL 13 undrafted players on the roster.

[RashanGary]

Can a rookie 4th round pick starting at RG qualify? I'm loving Newman. Plus its fun to say like Seinfeld. Hello Newman.

If it has to be undrafted then yes, Barnes is the obvious choice with a sprinkle of Sullivan. If disaster hits Nijman could end up the call. And I think Heflin could play meaningful snaps. Packers have a 2nd in the NFL 13 undrafted players on the roster.

Sullivan and Barnes were starters last year. They can’t win it this year. Only obscure players that we’ve never seen play can win. Nijman has a shot.

[George Cumby]

But the beauty of the fuckdoggle is the mystery of what it is, exactly.

So Rashan, don't try to put no algorithm on it.

Correct.

Earning the Fuckdoggle requires a certain Je ne sais quoi.

It is a great mystery, like the meaning of life, the wonder of an infant's smile, a great Zen Koan, the caress of a lover, the repeating patterns in nature mirroring one another, the blood vessels in your hand reflected in the branching of a tree reflected in a great river's delta meeting the ocean.

Its' magic is cheapened if we try to reduce it, if we try to understand it, if we bring it down to our, human, level.

[Fritz]

Correct.

Earning the Fuckdoggle requires a certain Je ne sais quoi.

It is a great mystery, like the meaning of life, the wonder of an infant's smile, a great Zen Koan, the caress of a lover, the repeating patterns in nature mirroring one another, the blood vessels in your hand reflected in the branching of a tree reflected in a great river's delta meeting the ocean.

Its' magic is cheapened if we try to reduce it, if we try to understand it, if we bring it down to our, human, level.

This is the poetry of Packerrats.

I am inspired to predict that Oren Burks will be a fuckdoggle at some point this year at inside linebacker. He's been shitty enough that his third-round draft status has been negated, so any production at ILB would be a surprise.

[CaptainKickass]

I suspect the punter would qualify in the first game or two. If he comes out in week 1 and bombs punts that change the game, he would earn a fuckdoggle. If he’s solid in the first two games, he would no longer be eligible in week 3 because expectations would then be too high and he’s somewhat proven. But game one, he could bomb his way in by my estimation. But it’s grey area for sure.

I feel like none of that would qualify him simply because dude was a starter for like 3 seasons in Buffalo.

Now if BoHo the punter were to come out, field a ridiculously botched snap, tuck the ball, sidestep a guy, stiff arm a defender and run it in for a touchdown... then we're talking Fuckdoggle. Barney that is. Swimming pools. Movie stars.





(Yes, BoHo is officially my new nickname for him)

[RashanGary]

I feel like none of that would qualify him simply because dude was a starter for like 3 seasons in Buffalo.

Now if BoHo the punter were to come out, field a ridiculously botched snap, tuck the ball, sidestep a guy, stiff arm a defender and run it in for a touchdown... then we're talking Fuckdoggle. Barney that is. Swimming pools. Movie stars.





(Yes, BoHo is officially my new nickname for him)

I have a good feel for the fuckdoggle but I surely don’t have any control of the fuckdoggle flow. If he’s ineligible, and he might be, I fully embrace what the fuckdoggle spirt brings us.

[Joemailman]

Jack "Trash Can" Heflin pretty much defines Fuckdoggle. The guy was a walk on at Northern Illinois fer Chris' sakes before playing a year at Iowa. He'll be an upgrade over Lancaster.

[HarveyWallbangers]

Heflin is my guy for this

[Upnorth]

Who was the 2020 fuckdoggel? Barnes?

Also for 2021 Newman was a 7th rounder who has been elevated to starter as a rookie on what many considered was a top 5 oline last year.

[Joemailman]

Who was the 2020 fuckdoggel? Barnes?

Also for 2021 Newman was a 7th rounder who has been elevated to starter as a rookie on what many considered was a top 5 oline last year.

Newman was a 4th round pick. Disqualified.

[Fritz]

Newman was a 4th round pick. Disqualified.

This gets me thinking that the Fuckdoggle is position-dependent: a left tackle taken in the fourth round who immediately steps in to start can be a fuckdoggle, but not a guard taken in the fourth. A corner taken in the fourth who stepped in immediately and started could be a fuckdoggle, but not an inside linebacker.

[RashanGary]

Newman was a 4th round pick. Disqualified.

But he’s a rookie. If he’s really good doesn’t he get a chance right away? If Newman has a great game in week one, I’d vote for him. Once he’s established as solid, I’d disqualify him.

[HarveyWallbangers]

My guy Yosh? Not perfect, but he didn't get completely dominated by Bosa.

[smuggler]

Runyan played pretty well. Nijman and Newman were okay. Kinda feel like Runyan is the #1 guard now.