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Years of exposure to aphrodisiac vids have rendered myself impotent at communicating with chicks. And years of involuntary burger-flipping have annihilated all of my confidence in wooing chicks. I am past my prime. Still flipping-burgers for the minimum-wage. Odds are good, I am gonna perish in solitude and expire without offspring, especially a future shutdown corner offspring.
But enough about my wretched existence. Today is GameDay.
Fields is still a young un and time is still on his side. He might morph into a Wu-Tang Clan one day. But today, he's simply a more athletic version of Brooks Bollinger. Take away Fields' first read and he'll panic and seek to scramble.
On defense, Chicago typically plays the 4-men rush Pistol Force. Vanilla.
I wanna attend this game in person but can't find a hot chick to go with me. So I'll just order a pizza and drink some Miller Lite.
Packers 72
Mobsters of the Midway 0
Power to the Packers!
But enough about my wretched existence. Today is GameDay.
Fields is still a young un and time is still on his side. He might morph into a Wu-Tang Clan one day. But today, he's simply a more athletic version of Brooks Bollinger. Take away Fields' first read and he'll panic and seek to scramble.
On defense, Chicago typically plays the 4-men rush Pistol Force. Vanilla.
I wanna attend this game in person but can't find a hot chick to go with me. So I'll just order a pizza and drink some Miller Lite.
Packers 72
Mobsters of the Midway 0
Power to the Packers!
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