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To paraphrase Alphaville, life's such a short trip. And since I lugubriously lack offspring, why the fuck am I still, to paraphrase Kacey Musgraves, collecting dust in this cold, dark and dull town? How do I escape the chains of burger flipping? Where can I trek to drown in paradisiac bliss? And, to paraphrase Coldplay, when can I be young again?
Anyways, looks like L-Jax will be idling this one for next week's AFC North mortal kombat with the Striptease Tigers. Based on the Cleveland film from last week, Huntley doesn't throw bombs accurately. Most of Huntley's completions came from check downs and underneath routes. While not the prodigious runner that biology bestowed to L-Jax, Huntley, too, can run since he's, well, biologically Black. Much like the red sparrows, the dark birds run every fucking thing out of the shotgun while on offense.
Defensively, the dark bird's hapless, milksop secondary lacks impregnability. It is also flag-prone. Fuck ponding the rock. Run N' shoot all day, yo!
Packers 72
Shemales 0
Power to the Packers!
Anyways, looks like L-Jax will be idling this one for next week's AFC North mortal kombat with the Striptease Tigers. Based on the Cleveland film from last week, Huntley doesn't throw bombs accurately. Most of Huntley's completions came from check downs and underneath routes. While not the prodigious runner that biology bestowed to L-Jax, Huntley, too, can run since he's, well, biologically Black. Much like the red sparrows, the dark birds run every fucking thing out of the shotgun while on offense.
Defensively, the dark bird's hapless, milksop secondary lacks impregnability. It is also flag-prone. Fuck ponding the rock. Run N' shoot all day, yo!
Packers 72
Shemales 0
Power to the Packers!
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