The Official WK 17 Queens-Packers GameDay Thread

[Guest]

Another year is history. For the mischievous and melancholic Tank Elf Duke, everyday of 2021 was exactly the same as the preceding 13 years. Eat. Shit. Sleep. Flip burgers. Download aphrodisiac vids on days off. Repeat. Still flipping burgers for the minimum-wage. Still living a wretched life devoid of marriage. Still lacking offspring.

In 2021, I applied to 5736 firms. Did not get a single gig. I extended amorous invitations to 376 chicks. All of them shut me down. Suffice it to say, to quote the prophet Lennon, nothing's gonna change my world. Especially in a cold, dark and dull universe where one has so little control over her compendious, hapless, toothless existence.

Sorry, Ras. The Queens are dead; fuck the Queens.

Packers 72
Queens 0

Power to the Packers!

[RashanGary]

Brady threw for 400, 3 and 1. Brady has a lot more yards than Rodgers. Rodgers needs a big game to start locking up that MVP

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Brady threw for 400, 3 and 1. Brady has a lot more yards than Rodgers. Rodgers needs a big game to start locking up that MVP

Brady's, what, 44? Hombre's debunking and sodomizing Father Time. I've grown to love the Great Arm of Butte, but what Brady's doing at that age is extraordinary - and deserving of the MVP trophy.

[kcpackman]

Current temp in at Lambeau Filed: 14F. Temp at Kickoff: 12F. Temp at 1030: 6F Winds - Nada.

[George Cumby]

Packers win.

[RashanGary]

I’ve been outside a little. It doesn’t feel all that cold. There should be no weather issues.

Let’s hope we can slow down Cook.

[kcpackman]

I bet it feels colder to the Queens, than to you

[smuggler]

Tom Brady is shortening his life with the rampant HGH use. Dude has all the luck in the world, but it's cancer he'll have to answer to before father time.

[texaspackerbacker]

I don't like Brady, and I hate it when dipshit commentators call him the GOAT, but I doubt the rumor or whatever it is about HGH use.

[kcpackman]

Alright boy, lets put it away tonight!

[RashanGary]

Alright boy, lets put it away tonight!

1 seed here we come!

[Joemailman]

Packers 30
Vikings 13

[red]

fuck john madden, couldn't stand him back then, can't stand him now. thought he died years ago anyways

they way he tried to dumb down every single thing use to ruin the games for me

"thats a fumble. he fumbled the ball because he lost control of it. you have to keep control of the ball until your down, and he didn't do it there. the ball came right ut of his hand, so he didn't have it anymore. and then the other team, they can recover it now, because the other guy doesn't have it anymore. so this guy jumped on it and grabs the ball with his hands, so now his team has it, thats a recovery, because he got the ball now. so thats why thats a fumble and why that team doesn't have the ball anymore. because they lost the ball"

[red]

gotta take care of our shit tonight, can't get cute and choke this one away

[Harlan Huckleby]

fuck john madden, couldn't stand him back then, can't stand him now. thought he died years ago anyways

boom!