Boomer to Floris - You can't make this shit up!

[scharpcheddar]

Aaron does what he's told:

Commish: "Aaron, we need you to play out of your head to drag this team to the Super Bowl. Your special teams suck, so nobody's going to believe it if we have your punt returners bring a couple back to the house. We've got Rasul set up for a couple more picks, but the defense hasn't been tackling for shit no matter how much we tell them to get it straight. Hell, we've even threatened LeFleur if he can't straighten them up. So it's on you, buddy. We want you and ______ in the Super Bowl, and the only way we can make that happen is if you play out-of-this-world."

Rodgers: "Oh, okay. So, no picks, lots of TD throws, cover for that sorry Special Teams unit. Mind if I throw most of them to Davante?"

Commish: "Well, three, maybe four. But we need Deguara to get a couple, and there's big money that St. Brown gets one."

Rodgers: "But he drops them a lot. I'll have to throw him four or five so that he can catch one. Damn."

Bread and circuses. Stop being ignorant to what billions of dollars and it's power and control can do.
Stop watching Sports like a 12 year old boy.

[Fritz]

Bread and circuses. Stop being ignorant to what billions of dollars and it's power and control can do.
Stop watching Sports like a 12 year old boy.

I am struggling to hang on to what's left of my ability to watch sports like I did when I was a twelve-year-old boy.

[MadtownPacker]

Bread and circuses. Stop being ignorant to what billions of dollars and it's power and control can do.
Stop watching Sports like a 12 year old boy.

Exactly why should we, prick? Shouldn’t we do what the fuck we want to just like you putito?

That “I gotta throw him four or five” line had me busting up!

[George Cumby]

I am struggling to hang on to what's left of my ability to watch sports like I did when I was a twelve-year-old boy.

Ok. So I was 13, not 12. I was a Dolphins fan at the time.

I still remember how exciting this game was and how crushed I was at the end:

[Thirteen Below]

Anyone else find themselves suddenly curious the last few days to know what Boomer's Wonderlic score was?