The Official WK 18 Packers-Lions GameDay Thread

[Guest]

Why in the name of Kurt Warner am I still flipping burgers? It's a dead end gig. I'm being sidestepped and defrocked for promotions in favor of high school dropouts time and time again. Hip and back are fucked, and fucked all for, what, the fucking minimum-wage. Chicks refuse to dig me cos I'm earning the minimum-wage. There must be more to life than burger flipping.

12, 17, 91, among others, have bonuses to play for in this game. If my reading comprehension ain't fucked (source: Elf's Sports and Playboy Network, or ESPN), 12 needs to finish in the top 3 in passer rating, completion percentage, interception percentage, yards per pass and touchdown passes to earn 100,000 frogskins for each of the aforementioned tokens. If 91 sacks Goff 5 times today, he'll get a 4.4 million bonus.

I hope all the players playing for greed today avoid the wrath of the futbol gods. Stay heathy!

Packers 72
Kitties 0

Power to the Packers

[Joemailman]

Inactives:

Green Bay Packers

23 CB Jaire Alexander
30 S Shawn Davis
33 RB Aaron Jones
59 LB De'Vondre Campbell
67 OL Jake Hanson
90 DL Jack Heflin
96 DL Kingsley Keke

[Joemailman]

All but one of JSO writers picking Lions. They're expecting Packers starters to play a quarter to a half.

I believe Love will carry the Packers through.

Packers 26
Lions 23

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Inactives:

Green Bay Packers

23 CB Jaire Alexander
30 S Shawn Davis
33 RB Aaron Jones
59 LB De'Vondre Campbell
67 OL Jake Hanson
90 DL Jack Heflin
96 DL Kingsley Keke

Does this mean the Iranian Stallion and the Fucking Center 2 are game?

[Joemailman]

Does this mean the Iranian Stallion and the Fucking Center 2 are game?

In all their glory.

[Joemailman]

Should be a big opportunity for Patrick Taylor today. Jones is inactive and they'll likely pull Dillon at some point.


Matt Schneidman
@mattschneidman

Josh Myers snapping to Aaron Rodgers in warmups. Looks like the rookie takes back his starting spot at center.

[Joemailman]

Rob Demovsky
@RobDemovsky

Packers are warming up with this starting OL: David Bakhtiari, Jon Runyan, Josh Myers, Lucas Patrick, Dennis Kelly.

So Yosh is out at LT and Newman out at RG.

[Harlan Huckleby]

you guys seem to be acting like the game starts at noon
dummies

[Joemailman]

you guys seem to be acting like the game starts at noon
dummies

Don't be late!

[Anti-Polar Bear]

you guys seem to be acting like the game starts at noon
dummies

Well, where Madtown's at, it starts at 10. Where MJZiggy's at, it starts at 1. Time is relative.

[Harlan Huckleby]

dumb for AR to play at all in meaningless game

[Harlan Huckleby]

when was the last time Lions fielded a team with no former Packers on it? I'm guessing the 90s

[Joemailman]

Packers 3-3 on 3rd down.

[Harlan Huckleby]

he was damn near over the goal line

[Anti-Polar Bear]

when was the last time Lions fielded a team with no former Packers on it? I'm guessing the 90s

Pretty sure the Sloth is on their PS.