Dear Santa,
I believe I have been a good boy this year. I've done my best to not pull Tank's hair or stick my finger in Tex's piggy little eyes. I've mostly succeeded. Mostly.
I haven't even put Scharpcheddar on 'ignore', believe me, I've been tempted.
I am asking you to please deliver a Specimen of Tight End. Big, Fast, Strong, Athletic. A match-up nightmare for the other team. Too fast for linebackers, too big for safeties.
I'm fucking begging you, Santa.
Please.
I believe I have been a good boy this year. I've done my best to not pull Tank's hair or stick my finger in Tex's piggy little eyes. I've mostly succeeded. Mostly.
I haven't even put Scharpcheddar on 'ignore', believe me, I've been tempted.
I am asking you to please deliver a Specimen of Tight End. Big, Fast, Strong, Athletic. A match-up nightmare for the other team. Too fast for linebackers, too big for safeties.
I'm fucking begging you, Santa.
Please.

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