Official Superb Owl LVI Game Day Thread

[Joemailman]

I heard a rumor they play the Superb Owl even when the Packers aren't in it. So here goes.

The Bengals have never won the Superb Owl. They lost to the 49ers 20-16 in Superb Owl XXIII on January 22, 1989.

The Bengals lost Superb Owl XVI 26-21 to the 49ers on January 24, 1982.

The Los Angeles Rams lost Superb Owl LIII 13-3 to the New England Patriots on Feb. 3 2019

The St. Louis Rams lost Superb Owl XXXVI to the New England Patriots 20-17 on Feb. 3, 2002.

The St. Louis Rams won Superb Owl XXXIV, beating the Tennessee Titans 23-16 on January 30, 2000.

The Los Angeles Rams lost Superb Owl XIV to the Pittsburgh Steelers 31-19 on Jan. 20, 1980

[Anti-Polar Bear]

I am still miserable about that clusterfuck 69ers game, so I ain’t gonna watch. Ain’t even gonna watch the post game highlights.

That being said, go Rams go! Rooting for OBJ and Stafford and Taylor Rapp (NFL oddity is always awesome).

[oldbutnotdeadyet]

I am still miserable about that clusterfuck 69ers game, so I ain’t gonna watch. Ain’t even gonna watch the post game highlights.

That being said, go Rams go! Rooting for OBJ and Stafford and Taylor Rapp (NFL oddity is always awesome).

I also rooting for Stafford. Dude has been a stud for a long time, he deserves it...

[Anti-Polar Bear]

I also rooting for Stafford. Dude has been a stud for a long time, he deserves it...

Word.

Oh, btw, fuck Zac Taylor. If only Barry Alvarez could’ve given me that scholarship that he gave to the guy I utterly shut down, Darren Charles, I woulda broken racial barriers and became the greatest pale-skinned corner in the NFL since Jason Sehorn. I woulda been drafted by the Packers in ‘05, and woulda been good enough for Mike Sherman’s daughter.

[texaspackerbacker]

I heard that rumor too that there's some kind of game today. I really don't give a fuck. I don't like either team, and I don't expect to watch.

APB, why didn't you walk on?

[George Cumby]

I'd love to see Stafford win.

I'd love to see the Cincinnati Browns win.

[Joemailman]

Superb Owl

[Joemailman]

Bengals inactives, all healthy scratches:

WR Trenton Irwin
CB Vernon Hargreaves
RB Trayveon Williams
OL Fred Johnson
DT Mike Daniels
DE Wyatt Ray
DT Tyler Shelvin

And TE C.J. Uzomah (knee) is active. WR Stanley Morgan (hamstring) returns for the first time since Week 18.

[George Cumby]

The Rock thing is painful in it's cringe quotient.

[Rastak]

The Rock thing is painful in it's cringe quotient.

I find wrestling is absolutely idiotic. Mind you, I loved it as a kid in the 1960s, but I sort of grew out of it. Last watched in the early 1980's as a young dude.

[George Cumby]

I find wrestling is absolutely idiotic. Mind you, I loved it as a kid in the 1960s, but I sort of grew out of it. Last watched in the early 1980's as a young dude.

Yeah, late 70's is when I stopped watching, maybe early 80's.

[Joemailman]

The Rock thing is painful in it's cringe quotient.

Yep. I avoid pregame.

[George Cumby]

Commercials suck.

[Joemailman]

Commercials suck.

You mean in general? Or these commercials?

[Joemailman]

This doesn't feel like a Superb Owl to me. Because Packers beat them both?