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  • The prophesied release of "He who has been himself" - Kurt Benkert

    - I wonder if they were curt when they released Kurt Benkert.
    - The transaction seemed overt said Bert Benkert (No relation).
    - Are they always curt when releasing players or are they only curt when releasing dudes named Kurt or perhaps they're only curt for Kurt Benkert?
    - I hope no one was hurt and everyone was completely alert for the release of Kurt Benkert.
    - I wonder if he'll change his middle name to "has" so people can call him Kurt Has Benkert (Kurt Has-Been-Kert)
    - The final thing I wish to assert is hoping that Kurt Benkert saved enough to not live in a Yurt.
    "Everyone's born anarchist and atheist until people start lying to them" ~ wise philosopher

  • #2
    What's wrong with Yurts?

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    • #3
      German Shepherd ain’t gonna ship Love out this year, so the Packers are actually a bit amiable in allowing Benkert the chance to catch on with another team prior to training camp. Looks like dude’s a popular social media influencer, so he’ll be fine and dandy if he ain’t throw a rock again. Purchased an RV last year and was ready tour this uncool nation - and babble about it on social media. But the Packets were willing to pay him $16,000/wk, so he opted to throw rocks on the practice squad instead.

      The Packers were curt with Kurt Warner, though. Mooch literally told Warner he was inferior to a redneck gunslinger (Favre), a polygamist Mormon (Detmer) and a poor man’s Steve Young (Brunell). I hope Nutz starts showing American Underdog to his players.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by George Cumby View Post
        What's wrong with Yurts?

        As an introvert I don't mean to blurt, but a Kurt Benkert yurt is just a survival skirt and could flirt with spurts of hurt if he's not alert.


        Here's Neil Peart:

        "Everyone's born anarchist and atheist until people start lying to them" ~ wise philosopher

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        • #5
          Like any typical man, Guter wants someone newer and younger, someone he and his coach can shape into the dream they want.

          Poor Kurt. Cast aside for a newer, younger model. May he go on to become the next Kurt Warner.
          "The Devine era is actually worse than you remember if you go back and look at it."

          KYPack

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          • #6
            He’s definitely in my top 5 of all 3rd string QB’s in the NFL. Going to be difficult to replace…..

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            • #7
              Well,

              You know it's the dead time of year for NFL and particularly Packers football when someone says:

              Originally posted by Teamcheez1 View Post
              in my top 5 of all 3rd string
              "Everyone's born anarchist and atheist until people start lying to them" ~ wise philosopher

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              • #8
                Top 5 3rd string vs bottom half 2nd string. Hard to nail down, so many intangibles. Accuracy, mobility, social media savy, lots of factors.

                Seriously though I do feel backup qb is an important position for us. I hope he can make our ps.
                All tyrannies rule through fraud and force, but once the fraud is exposed they must rely exclusively on force.

                George Orwell

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                • #9
                  Wasn't going to make the roster, let him go now so he has a better chance to stick on another team. MLF got him in a game last year for the first time ever. I don't think Kurt has hard feelings about it. I wish the dude luck

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                  • #10
                    Better then love and can game.
                    Swede: My expertise in this area is extensive. The essential difference between a "battleship" and an "aircraft carrier" is that an aircraft carrier requires five direct hits to sink, but it takes only four direct hits to sink a battleship.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Tony Oday View Post
                      Better then love and can game.
                      Based on what the coaches have seen they apparently disagree
                      All tyrannies rule through fraud and force, but once the fraud is exposed they must rely exclusively on force.

                      George Orwell

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Upnorth View Post
                        Based on what the coaches have seen they apparently disagree
                        Yeah, but whadda they know?
                        I can't run no more
                        With that lawless crowd
                        While the killers in high places
                        Say their prayers out loud
                        But they've summoned, they've summoned up
                        A thundercloud
                        They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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                        • #13
                          Capn Kick, stay you pal.

                          Would have really missed PR if there was a season without the Cap.

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                          • #14
                            He who has been himself is now a member of the San Antonio Brahmas of the XFL.
                            I can't run no more
                            With that lawless crowd
                            While the killers in high places
                            Say their prayers out loud
                            But they've summoned, they've summoned up
                            A thundercloud
                            They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Joemailman View Post
                              He who has been himself is now a member of the San Antonio Brahmas of the XFL.

                              "His career proved not inert nor a blip-vert as Kurt Benkert leaves his yurt, rises from the dirt to reinsert his work in concert and again risk becoming "Kurt Has Been Hurt."
                              "Everyone's born anarchist and atheist until people start lying to them" ~ wise philosopher

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