Official NFC Playoff Standings Thread - 5 Weeks To Go

[HarveyWallbangers]

They, undoubtedly being the lowest WC team, would play the 2nd division winner, probably the Vikings. You can't see the Vikings quaking in their boots fearing that, and the Packers going to their dome and beating them?

The script was written for this season our last Super Bowl year - what was it? 2014?

Try 2010

[Anti-Polar Bear]

They, undoubtedly being the lowest WC team, would play the 2nd division winner, probably the Vikings. You can't see the Vikings quaking in their boots fearing that, and the Packers going to their dome and beating them?

The script was written for this season our last Super Bowl year - what was it? 2014?

As the newly anointed Packerrats Packer historian, I must inform you that the Packers last played in the Super Bowl in 2011 - the 2010 season.

J-Mike blew out his knee trying to recover a dumb Donald Lee fumble in week 5 at the Redcoats. Consequently, the Packer offense, for a time being, was as rhythmless as Tony O’Day dancing to Ice Ice Baby - Butte and McCarthy had spent the entire 2010 offseason devising the offense around J-Mike.

Butte idiotically did not slide after a scramble in the first half of week 14 at that feline team whose owners invented the official truck of rednecks, the F150. Consequently, the Packers not only lost that game, they also lost the following week’s game at the Traitors - Butte missed the Traitor game with a head injury.

With the loss to the Traitors, the Packers season was about to be fucked. But then something miraculous happened. Desean Jackson fumbled a punt in the waning moments of the week 15 Balding Eagles-Gay Men game…And then Jackson took it to the house. The rest is motherfucking history.

To this day, Jackson still has not receive his Super Bowl 45 diamond ring.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

It's hard to turn off your "rooting switch". But you're right. It's critical to get some good players out this next draft.

Become a Mooch, and it’s easy to root for the enemy. I was 0-4 in parlays yesterday - thanks to the Queens not only losing but also scoring a garbage TD to fuck with the under.

[RashanGary]

If the packers win out they have a 51% chance to make the playoffs.

[Joemailman]

If the packers win out they have a 51% chance to make the playoffs.

538.com has it at 58%.

[texaspackerbacker]

I think that's up from last week.

[bobblehead]

I'm predicting packers and Lions run it from here. Week 18 showdown, winner gets last spot.

[George Cumby]

I'm predicting packers and Lions run it from here. Week 18 showdown, winner gets last spot.

The league would love this.

[flamacue]

They’re not going to the playoffs. They struggled with the Bears. A team with a win record under .500. They’re just a really bad team and probably not much better next year.

[Teamcheez1]

If the Packers sniff the playoffs, then there is a strong possibility that Joe Barry returns as defensive coordinator. Be careful what you wish for.

[Funkytown]

They, undoubtedly being the lowest WC team, would play the 2nd division winner, probably the Vikings. You can't see the Vikings quaking in their boots fearing that, and the Packers going to their dome and beating them?

The script was written for this season our last Super Bowl year - what was it? 2014?

2010. That's the season I pretend never happened. My Vikes were coming off an NFCCG and were supposed to make it back, but... we sucked, Moss came back and got booted, our HC got fired, the Dome collapsed, and then guess who won the Super Bowl? Just the icing on the effing cake? Just shoot me in the face!

2010? Nope, don't remember it.

Anyway, I don't see the Packers making the playoffs. But in your scenario, yeah, I don't need that kind of stress. Playing a hot Packers team? No, thank you. lol.

[SudsMcBucky]

They’re not going to the playoffs. They struggled with the Bears. A team with a win record under .500. They’re just a really bad team and probably not much better next year.

Completely disagree with this. We are missing our best D player, Gary, another key corner in Stokes, and AR played a good bit of the year with a broken thumb, which you could quite clearly tell was impacting his accuracy. Also, we struggled early in the year on the OL with Bahk and Jenkins returning from knee injuries. I think a lot of this will be much better next year.

[George Cumby]

2010. That's the season I pretend never happened. My Vikes were coming off an NFCCG and were supposed to make it back, but... we sucked, Moss came back and got booted, our HC got fired, the Dome collapsed, and then guess who won the Super Bowl? Just the icing on the effing cake? Just shoot me in the face!

2010? Nope, don't remember it.

Anyway, I don't see the Packers making the playoffs. But in your scenario, yeah, I don't need that kind of stress. Playing a hot Packers team? No, thank you. lol.

Welcome aboard.

[Funkytown]

Welcome aboard.

Thank you!

[MadtownPacker]

Last game of year. Packers vs Lions. Winner goes to playoffs. Loser picks 16-18. You cheering for Lions?

Of course not Mamon, that's why it wouldn't hurt if they lose now so it doesn't come down to it.