Week 16 Other Games Thread

[Joemailman]

16 Thu 2022-12-22 7:15PM Jacksonville Jaguars @ New York Jets
16 Sat 2022-12-24 12:00PM Buffalo Bills @ Chicago Bears
16 Sat 2022-12-24 12:00PM Atlanta Falcons @ Baltimore Ravens
16 Sat 2022-12-24 12:00PM Seattle Seahawks @ Kansas City Chiefs
16 Sat 2022-12-24 12:00PM New York Giants @ Minnesota Vikings
16 Sat 2022-12-24 12:00PM New Orleans Saints @ Cleveland Browns
16 Sat 2022-12-24 12:00PM Cincinnati Bengals @ New England Patriots
16 Sat 2022-12-24 12:00PM Houston Texans @ Tennessee Titans
16 Sat 2022-12-24 12:00PM Detroit Lions @ Carolina Panthers
16 Sat 2022-12-24 3:05PM Washington Commanders @ San Francisco 49ers
16 Sat 2022-12-24 3:25PM Philadelphia Eagles @ Dallas Cowboys
16 Sat 2022-12-24 7:15PM Las Vegas Raiders @ Pittsburgh Steelers
16 Sun 2022-12-25 3:30PM Denver Broncos @ Los Angeles Rams
16 Sun 2022-12-25 7:20PM Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ Arizona Cardinals
16 Mon 2022-12-26 7:15PM Los Angeles Chargers @ Indianapolis Colts

[Joemailman]

All Christmas Day games are national broadcasts.

CBS Single - Most of the country, including most of Wisconsin and Alaska gets Cincinnati at New England. Ian Eagle and Charles Davis with the call. Milwaukee area and most of Illinois gets Buffalo at Chicago. Greg Gumbel and Adam Archuleta with the call. Northwest Wisconsin and much of Minnesota gets Washington and San Francisco (Late) Kevin Harlan and Trent Green with the call.


Fox Early - Western Great Lakes gets Giants at Minnesota. Adam Amin and Mark Schlereth with the call. Michigan gets Detroit at Carolina. Chris Myers and Robert Smith with the call. West, including Alaska and Hawaii gets Seattle at Kansas City. Kevin Kugler and Mark Sanchez with the call.


Fox Late - Entire country gets Philadelphia at Dallas. Kevin Burkhardt and Greg Olsen with the call.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

If ALL the planets align for this hapless mooch, the following teams will ALL win AND beat the fucking spread:

Cin (at NE) -3
Det (at Car) -3
Cle (vs NO) -3
Min (vs NYG) -4
Ten (vs Hou) -3
SF (vs Was) -6.5
Dal (vs Phi) -5
Pit ( vs LV) -2

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Fucking Pussies (Lions) are fucking me.

[texaspackerbacker]

Great News so far for the Packers (sorry APB), the Lions and Seattle - the two primary teams we need to lose are both losing big.

[Fosco33]

Lions are not our concern. Neither really is Seattle.

We need to worry about the Redskins the most.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Great News so far for the Packers (sorry APB), the Lions and Seattle - the two primary teams we need to lose are both losing big.

To channel my inner Harrell, it’s all rigged anyway.

My other parlay, I picked the Saints, Bears the Falcons to win straight up (money line). Falcons, down 0-14, had ball inside Ravens 3, 1st down. Ridder rolled out of pocket and as he threw the ball away, arm got hit by defender; ball didn’t soar past line of scrimmage. Refs mistakenly called intentional grounding; Falcons settled for FG.

[Joemailman]

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Lions are not our concern. Neither really is Seattle.

We need to worry about the Redskins the most.

Both teams remain ahead of Packers so if they lose, Packers playoff percentage goes up.

That being said playoffs? Are you fucking kidding me? Playoffs? Fucking Packers made Zack Wilson look like Aaron Rodgers, for fuck’s sake!

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Black Pussycats up 31-7 over the Pussies now.

I am fucked.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

What race is Riddler?

[Fosco33]

What race is Riddler?

Human

[Joemailman]

Both teams remain ahead of Packers so if they lose, Packers playoff percentage goes up.

That being said playoffs? Are you fucking kidding me? Playoffs? Fucking Packers made Zack Wilson look like Aaron Rodgers, for fuck’s sake!

Merry Christmas!

[Joemailman]

Vikings take lead on great catch by Hockenson. Looked like Michael Mayer of Notre Dame on that one.

[George Cumby]

I really struggle rooting for the Vikings.