The official Browns @ Commanders New Year’s Day game thread!

[MadtownPacker]

Saints beating eagles is a good thing right?

[texaspackerbacker]

The term Doggy Style has been officially changed to Bears Style.

[texaspackerbacker]

Saints beating eagles is a good thing right?

With the Commies losing, I don't think it makes any difference for the Packers.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Saints beating eagles is a good thing right?

Nada.

Pussies (Lions) about to win. Zeus-forbid, Packers lose to Queens, they’re out. Win or go home game for Pack today.

[MadtownPacker]

I thought it had implications for Minnesota. Maybe not.

[MadScientist]

Saints beating eagles is a good thing right?

Means the odds of the Vikings getting HFA and the bye increase. Gives them more to play for.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

From PackersNews:

In the event the Lions beat the Bears and the Packers lose to the Vikings, Green Bay could still tie Detroit at 8-9 if the Packers rebound to beat the Lions in the finale, but Detroit would have the edge on tiebreakers with a better record against teams in the division (4-2 vs. 3-3).

[red]

I thought it had implications for Minnesota. Maybe not.

i think if the lions had lost today it might have mattered somehow along with the washington loss

[JohnMexico]

Good thing you ain’t a gambling man. That’s really a good thing. Gambling addiction ain’t no joke.

Good call, but Cleveland has had a very limp dicc with Watson up until today.

Rivera needs to be fired for trusting Wentz. I'm glad nobody likes Wentz

[MadtownPacker]

Means the odds of the Vikings getting HFA and the bye increase. Gives them more to play for.

I’m glad someone knows what’s up.

[RashanGary]

He threats women like objects. But goddamn Packers made me root for the Pervert today.

I went to a sketchy Asian massage place, because I hoped they have happy endings. They had scantly dressed cute Asian women. I was feeling pretty good about my chances when the lady was rubbing my bum. She had her butt right on the back of my head. I could feel the warm spot between her legs. I was like, yeah, this is gonna be a happy ending for sure. So when I turned over I let the towel fall off and sure enough, she went for the happy ending. Another cuter, younger Asian came in and asked if I wanted two girls. I was like, yeah, I want you for sure. So 5 minutes later, they were done. Then it came time to pay and they were like $180. I was like, what, it says 60 for an hour. And they were like, 2 girls. I’m like damn. So I paid and tipped.

I had just had a breakup with my gf and it seemed like a good idea. But it’s sketchy and not good vibes at all. I don’t recommend it unless you really have a kink for Asian massage.

But they’re out there. I’m Green Bay and everywhere.

Watson shouldn’t have let his thing out unless he was 100% that she was down. My Asian lady had her coochie on the back of my neck and was running around down there so I felt like it was safe. I wouldn’t do that to some lady who wasn’t really giving the full green light like my lady.

[RashanGary]

But moral of the story, I don’t think Watson is that bad. He made a mistake and definitely doesn’t value love making the way it should be. I’ve been in bitter spots where I just wanted sex too. So it’s understandable. But he didn’t read the room very well and made some reckless hurtful moves. Bad on him, but it’s not as bad as some people make it.

[SudsMcBucky]

Good call, but Cleveland has had a very limp dicc with Watson up until today.

Rivera needs to be fired for trusting Wentz. I'm glad nobody likes Wentz

Maybe he should be fired for not knowing losing would result in elimination from playoffs.

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/10060328-ron-rivera-clarifies-knowledge-of-commanders-playoff-scenarios-after-viral-video

[bobblehead]

Saints beating eagles is a good thing right?

Disagree with those that say "not now". Its good to see an Eagles team that looked like world beaters starting to look like the team that peaked too early.

[call_me_ishmael]

The thing that makes the Eagles tough to defend wasn't on the field, though. They are a very tough to defend offense with a great front 7. Tough team all around and I wouldn't want to play them. Although when we played them did we have both of our MLBs rollin'? I think the Packers are better set-up to defend them then most given the speed at linebacker. Would feel a lot better with Gary though.