OFFICIAL AARON RODGERS THE LIVING LEGEND THREAD

[MadScientist]

Since every thread is devolving into talk about Rodgers, it's time we have this thread to collect all the crap commentary about the most recent ex-Packer MVP, HOF bound QB.

[Joemailman]

Just hanging out with a few friends at the Kentucky Derby.

[call_me_ishmael]

I recognize a lot of those dudes but not all.

Who's the tall guy next to Rodgers? Who are the two dudes next to tall guy? Is Bak's brother in front of Rodgers?

Lotta Packers.

[Joemailman]

I recognize a lot of those dudes but not all.

Who's the tall guy next to Rodgers? Who are the two dudes next to tall guy? Is Bak's brother in front of Rodgers?

Lotta Packers.

I think the tall guy is Jimmy Graham. Don't know who the other 2 guys are.

[Fritz]

I recognize a lot of those dudes but not all.

Who's the tall guy next to Rodgers? Who are the two dudes next to tall guy? Is Bak's brother in front of Rodgers?

Lotta Packers.

It's NoHo Hank!

[RashanGary]

The skinny one is Matt Shneidman

[call_me_ishmael]

The skinny one is Matt Shneidman

I don't think so, he was in GB for mini camp not at the derby.

[run pMc]

Hawk, Cobb, Rodges, Graham, Eric Bahktiari(?), ?, Davante, Lazard, Flynn, Bulaga
? and David Bahktiari squatting

(I could be wrong)

It's offseason, slow news cycle

[Fritz]

On another note, I read somewhere - I don't even remember where - that Rodgers is going to skip whatever the next team activities are. So those who were somehow ticked off or concerned that Rodgers was now suddenly all-in, well, maybe he's not. Or maybe what he thinks he needs to do to be ready for the season, to be "all in," is different than showing up for every team thing.

A different offseason program than, say, Patrick Mahomes, who apparently shows up for everything, even the janitors' training sessions.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

On another note, I read somewhere - I don't even remember where - that Rodgers is going to skip whatever the next team activities are. So those who were somehow ticked off or concerned that Rodgers was now suddenly all-in, well, maybe he's not. Or maybe what he thinks he needs to do to be ready for the season, to be "all in," is different than showing up for every team thing.

A different offseason program then, say, Patrick Mahomes, who apparently shows up for everything, even the janitors' training sessions.

Mahomes is only 27 and already married...with children. Ain’t like he aspires to travel round the world, a-banging all “types” of women.

When Butte was 27, the bachelor in him coulda skipped the meaningless OTAs and traveled ‘round the world, a-banging the many types of women biology has evolved. Yet, there he was, shoveling snow in the middle of May in cold, dark and dull Wisconsin.

Fucking point is, Butte never once skipped the meaningless OTAs in his prime years. As for Butte skipping the meaningless OTAs as a greybeard, ask yourself this: is it cool for a 40 year old burger flipper with 10+ years of slavery, err, experience flipping burgers to be bonding with a bunch of young pups at the burger joint that enslaves, err, employs said hapless 40 year old burger flipper?

[sharpe1027]

There's a reason why you don't find people saying burger flipping is a team sport.

It's not all about Aaron.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

There's a reason why you don't find people saying burger flipping is a team sport.

It's not all about Aaron.

Burger flipping still takes a tons of good teamwork to prepare orders efficiently. Otherwise, the Karen’s are gonna cry.

[sharpe1027]

Burger flipping still takes a tons of good teamwork to prepare orders efficiently. Otherwise, the Karen’s are gonna cry.

It isn't just about you either.

[texaspackerbacker]

Burger flipping still takes a tons of good teamwork to prepare orders efficiently. Otherwise, the Karen’s are gonna cry.

hahahaha Careful. With talk like that, they might make you a manager, and then you'd have to stop whining about minimum wage.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

hahahaha Careful. With talk like that, they might make you a manager, and then you'd have to stop whining about minimum wage.

They still refuse to promote me. At this point in space-time, I am just looking for an inspiration to quit while trying not to burn down the bridge. I mean, there’s a burger joint in every town. Much as I loath burger flipping, it’s better to keep the bridge intact in case one has to crawl back to the burger joint out of desperation.

I thought Butte’s departure would inspire me to quit. Alas, I remain timid and indecisive.