OFFICIAL AARON RODGERS THE LIVING LEGEND THREAD

The problem? He’s uh, not good at it.

Butte won 2 MVPs and took the Packers to 2 NFC Title games as GM. Only a choke job in the clutch vs the Pussies of Detroit prevented Butte from matching Sherman as the only GMs in Packers history to never miss the playoffs.

The front office fuck or fucks who - in an act of vetoing Butte - got cheap and refused to pony up for OBJ costed Pack another Roman numerals trophy. All things considered, I’d say Butte was a damn good GM in the Green and Mustard Yellow.

[Fritz]

Now, I ain’t follow hoops feverishly like I did in my youth. Looks like white euros, like that tall fellow in Denver and cocky 77 of the Mavs, are evolving game to complete with the Blacks. Anyways, from the looks of it, the Greek Freak’s little bro ain’t got the game to be on a NBA D team. Yet, said little bro’s getting paid a shitload of frogskins to warm the bench in the NBA.

Point being, superstars playing GM ain’t nothing new. Lebron got a coach in Cleveland fired in favor of Ty Lue. Greek Freak’s little bro’s on the Bucks cos the Greek Freak demands it. GM Brady, with the Bucfuckneers, signed Gronk out of retirement along with the locker room cancer, AB.

Butte’s a superstar flying in the same stratosphere as LeBron, Freak, Brady, among others. Butte’s worthy of playing GM.

The problem? He’s uh, not good at it.

Now, I ain’t follow hoops feverishly like I did in my youth. Looks like white euros, like that tall fellow in Denver and cocky 77 of the Mavs, are evolving game to complete with the Blacks. Anyways, from the looks of it, the Greek Freak’s little bro ain’t got the game to be on a NBA D team. Yet, said little bro’s getting paid a shitload of frogskins to warm the bench in the NBA.

Point being, superstars playing GM ain’t nothing new. Lebron got a coach in Cleveland fired in favor of Ty Lue. Greek Freak’s little bro’s on the Bucks cos the Greek Freak demands it. GM Brady, with the Bucfuckneers, signed Gronk out of retirement along with the locker room cancer, AB.

Butte’s a superstar flying in the same stratosphere as LeBron, Freak, Brady, among others. Butte’s worthy of playing GM.

[red]

so the story goes that that hackett and the jets installed a playbook built around all of rodgers super secret plays. then he goes down, and the team still has to use rodgers special plays, that none of them know how to run, and refuses to run normal plays that the players do know. so the players were pissed, and completely confused

well, i'm shocked

[MadtownPacker]

We can only wonder what your former employers (likely many) would say….

[RashanGary]

Over the years, we’ve been lucky as Packers fans to have the two most dramatic quarterbacks in NFL history play here. It’s always a hoot.

[RashanGary]

The only thing funnier would be if the rat started crying

[RashanGary]

The Jets article in the athletic is absolutely hilarious. Just like here when everyone was looking like clowns, they all look like clowns in New York.

After the leaks came out of the Jets camp, Saleh lead a meeting with everyone in attendance and called for the rat to step forward. This is absolutely priceless because Saleh is an intimidating presence, and a room of over 100 people is intimidating too. I just imagine the rat sitting there trying to act cool as everyone looks around the room for, scanning for guilt on the rat’s face.

Oh god, it’s too much. I’m dying

[RashanGary]

I guess Rodgers found a headset during last weeks game and started giving play call suggestions in the middle of the game

12 gonna be 12 smh

[RashanGary]

Legal.

I’ve never heard that drugs are legal for rich and famous people but not legal for us. I cant find anything about it either.

[call_me_ishmael]

Legal.

[RashanGary]

Nah I don't think so, they can give you all sorts of stuff to stimulate healing. It's just not illegal or accessible to the normies.

What do you mean not illegal to the normies?

[call_me_ishmael]

Nah I don't think so, they can give you all sorts of stuff to stimulate healing. It's just not illegal or accessible to the normies.

That's a publicity stunt. No way he's back and ready to play an NFL game until late in the season, and by then it might take time to shake the rust off.

Sure, Cam Akers tore his Achilles in July and made it back for Week 18, but he was a much younger man, and his performance left something to be desired.
I wouldn't doubt Rodgers is using all kinds of crazy drug cocktails invented by some Bulgarian to help him recover faster and make crazy claims on the podcast circuit... but a 40 year old human body can only recover so fast.

He's probably throwing just because he wants to keep the muscle memory of it, and he probably genuinely misses doing it on the field.

Butte plays QB, not RB. Sloths like TB12 and P-Mann were able to dominate without mobility. And besides, if Butte could play on a bum calf, ain’t no reason he can’t play on a bum ankle.

[MadScientist]

Cam Akers probably doesn't have the money to get the good stuff the way guys like Peyton, Kobe, etc do. Anybody think Rodgers isn't doing some crazy shiz here? I have no doubt he is getting every possible sketchy ass intervention. I would too with my legacy on the line. He kinda looks like a chump if he can't come back and do well in NYJ after the way he left.

Sketchy ass intervention is probably more likely to increase the time it takes to heal than shorten it. Rodgers probably got something akin to an internal brace ( abstract here), but there is still a big difference between able to move around decently and being healed enough for full contact football.