More Banjo - Packers vs. Vikings

[bobblehead]

I just watched the 2nd half since I had to leave midgame yesterday. The entire coaching staff should be fired for forcing Walker into the lineup ahead of Yosh. Its that stark. Walker got destroyed while getting TE help the entire time, Yosh had 2 bad snaps. The run blocking was so remarkably different I can't even find the adjectives. They put Walker back in on the final drive after Yosh had the one bad snap (got the facemask penalty and gave up the pressure) and Walker got called for a false start on like his 5th snap. If Walker is starting next week I'll begin to get on the fire them all bandwagon.

Other things I noticed. Watson gets mugged a lot with no flags. Tom definitely should be a guard (or center?), as I said from the start. He just isn't large/long enough to be a great tackle. They do Myers no favors by being in shotgun every fucking snap. He can't get the leverage to run block when long snapping. We had 1st and goal from the one after the PI in the endzone call and we went shotgun all 4 snaps. Finally getting the TD on 4th.

[texaspackerbacker]

Sorry, Ras, the Queens are dead; fuck the Queens!

And Imma channel my inner Tex here. Remember the Barr monstrous hit that broke Butte’s shoulder? The Queens celebrated afterwards as if they had just won the goddamn Super Bowl, and Queens fan jacked off to the the highlight of the hit nonstop while listening to “Purple Rain.”

Fuck the Queens. May they rot in hell. As soon as I finish flipping burgers, Imma turn on the YouTube app on the cheap Walmart “smart” TV, watch the clip of Cletidius’ knockout punch of Cousins and jackoff to it while playing “Yellow” in the background.

You sorta lost me there. I like your style hahahaha, and terrible person that I am, I can't say I'm not happy to see Cousins out for the season. Your line about "Cletidus", though - your nickname for Kenny Clark, are you saying (or is it the prevailing belief now) that Kenny caused Cousins' injury? I thought it was just a non-contact thing.

[texaspackerbacker]

Am I the only who thinks Doubs has gotten better? He’s making tough catches, not dropping easy rocks and getting open. Problem is, the new QB1’s accuracy makes Tim Tebow look like Troy Aikman.

2nd year Doubs would be a Pro Bowler with Butte at QB.

You're on a roll today. I pretty much agree with you here too in your first two sentences. Regarding Love, though, IMO his inaccuracy is greatly overrated. Drops by just about everybody other than Doubs as well as those shitty no-calls by the refs on clear pass interference several times were a lot more egregious than anything about Love.

[Guiness]

If my uncle had titties he'd be my aunt.

Now see, that's funny. I say the a slightly different version of the same saying -

'If my aunt had a dick she'd be my uncle'