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  • Official Packers vs. Chefs Gameday Thread...Great googly moogly

    Don't tell Las Vegas there is a recession looming, I was out on the Strip last night helping pay the worlds largest light bill and man was it hopping. I asked a lot of strangers their opinion on the this game from a bettors prospective and it was about 5-1 Chiefs win and cover. Chiefs are one of the worst covering teams in football and are laying us 5.5 points. Such a quirky number. Thats the books way of saying "we have no fucking clue which packer team will show up".

    With this in mind I consulted Tex. It went something like this:

    Bobble: Well, it was a nice run, but the defending champs with a HoF QB and one of the best coaches in the game...its probably too much to ask that we get a win out of this game. I just hope Love is going to look good.

    Tex: Bobble, you ignorant shithead, we beat the Lions by 7 and they beat the chiefs by 1 so we have to be at least 8 point favorites. Besides all our players are awesome and even Clifford could probably start and win this game even if we were down to 1 healthy WR. Yee of little faith. Harrumph harumph grumble grumble.

    Bobble: Why do I bother.

    But here we are, just hoping Love can put another knot in skinbaskets noose. The way I see it we have 2 chances to win. First, Reid might go full M3 and forget that running the ball is allowed even if you have a HoF QB and become one dimensional playing into our strengths and away from our weakness. Second, we are at home and from what I hear there is snow on the field and Christmas in the air. Never underestimate homefield advantage in an out of conference game.

    The easy prediction is that we lose to a better team. Joe Barry dials up a defense that holds Maholmes to 50 points or something. Myers fumbles 3 snaps in the snow and Stenovich tells us other than that, he is playing top notch football (Adam Stenovich MIGHT be Tex...just saying).

    I'm going a different direction though. Joe Barry, knowing he is coaching for his job, dials up the pressure in the snow. RBs can't keep their footing on a slick field. Dillon proves he is a better mudder than Secretariat. Love gets a revenge game from his first NFL start and drops a neat 311 yards, 3TDs and 1 pick while hitting 8 different targets. Maholmes sinks my fantasy team while struggling to avoid our newly aggressive pass rush. Carlson shakes off last week and is money in shitty conditions.

    27-24!!!

    Pack wins and I stay on the hook!!!
    Last edited by bobblehead; 12-03-2023, 12:35 PM.
    The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary -- Vince Lombardi

  • #2
    Obligatory game day post.
    "Everyone's born anarchist and atheist until people start lying to them" ~ wise philosopher

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    • #3
      Go Pack Go!
      But Rodgers leads the league in frumpy expressions and negative body language on the sideline, which makes him, like Josh Allen, a unique double threat.

      -Tim Harmston

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      • #4
        First ever post on a game day thread, and all I have to offer is;
        1. Great thread header. What ever happened to Freak Out?
        2. I’m a golfer and harken back to a Ryder Cup when we were way down and Captain Ben Crenshaw looked straight into the cameras and declared “I’ve got a feeling “.
        3. Go Pack Go indeed.

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        • #5
          Good Job of quoting me, bobblehead. I'll give you a +1 (meaning 28-24 instead of your 27).
          What could be more GOOD and NORMAL and AMERICAN than Packer Football?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by QBME View Post
            First ever post on a game day thread, and all I have to offer is;
            1. Great thread header. What ever happened to Freak Out?
            2. I’m a golfer and harken back to a Ryder Cup when we were way down and Captain Ben Crenshaw looked straight into the cameras and declared “I’ve got a feeling “.
            3. Go Pack Go indeed.
            I think we mostly want to see a competitive game, with Love showing that he's capable of building upon what he's done lately. Nice to see him hit a receiver in stride on a couple of bombs. But I don't think the KC defense is going to give up much, and the Pack O-line has been mostly shaky this year. So that does not bode well against the Queefs' defense. Our own defense will be able to contain Mahomes but you know how that goes . . . until he busts a few big ones and breaks the defense's back.

            KC 31
            GB 20
            "The Devine era is actually worse than you remember if you go back and look at it."

            KYPack

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            • #7
              Jaire and Stokes out another week. I get closer to believing one of our top 3 picks needs to be a CB next year.

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              • #8
                I hope to see Packers have 1st half offensive success. Will need a repeat of last week to have a shot - shouldn’t expect a W so team needs to play loose and fun to have a chance.

                Go pack
                The measure of who we are is what we do with what we have.
                Vince Lombardi

                "Not really interested in being a spoiler or an underdog. We're the Green Bay Packers." McCarthy.

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                • #9
                  House money is right!!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Teamcheez1 View Post
                    Jaire and Stokes out another week. I get closer to believing one of our top 3 picks needs to be a CB next year.
                    I get closer to thinking teams should pay 53 league minimum contracts with incentives for games actually played.
                    The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary -- Vince Lombardi

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by MadtownPacker View Post
                      House money is right!!
                      After last night the house has my money. So if I win it back and play with house money I'll actually only be playing with what was formerly my money anyway. That thought process made my brain hurt. Hope Love balls out. Its big to "expect" a win against the chefs, but lets just show that we belong on the same field as them. I don't want repeats of the Barry defenses that just bleed yards and then scores. I don't want to see Love with Myers in his lap about the time he finishes his 3 step drop.
                      The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary -- Vince Lombardi

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                      • #12
                        Great news the pregame shits all predicting Packers loss.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by bobblehead View Post
                          After last night the house has my money. So if I win it back and play with house money I'll actually only be playing with what was formerly my money anyway. That thought process made my brain hurt. Hope Love balls out. Its big to "expect" a win against the chefs, but lets just show that we belong on the same field as them. I don't want repeats of the Barry defenses that just bleed yards and then scores. I don't want to see Love with Myers in his lap about the time he finishes his 3 step drop.
                          Bet it all on Green!!!:lol

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by MadtownPacker View Post
                            Bet it all on Green!!!:lol
                            0,00,000 now on the roulette wheels.
                            But Rodgers leads the league in frumpy expressions and negative body language on the sideline, which makes him, like Josh Allen, a unique double threat.

                            -Tim Harmston

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                            • #15
                              Inactives:

                              Green Bay Packers

                              23 CB Jaire Alexander
                              33 RB Aaron Jones
                              57 LB Brenton Cox Jr.
                              72 T Caleb Jones
                              81 TE Josiah Deguara
                              83 WR Samori Toure

                              Kansas City Chiefs

                              1 RB Jerick McKinnon
                              31 CB Nic Jones
                              53 DE BJ Thompson
                              68 OL Mike Caliendo
                              92 DT Neil Farrell
                              94 DE Malik Herring
                              I can't run no more
                              With that lawless crowd
                              While the killers in high places
                              Say their prayers out loud
                              But they've summoned, they've summoned up
                              A thundercloud
                              They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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